Posted on 08/24/2018 10:55:52 AM PDT by seanmerc
It’s healthy, it’s organic, it already comes at a smoothie-like consistency — and it uses a resource that we would otherwise just throw away. What’s not to like about the latest promising probiotic supplement?
Well, there’s the fact that it comes out of a baby’s bottom.
Scientists have created a health “cocktail” made from scouring the nappies of infants and then culturing the bacteria they find within.
(Excerpt) Read more at thetimes.co.uk ...
None for me thanks anyway.
Yup just recently there was an article about a woman who was stealing baby diapers to eat the contents.
Baby ‘poo’?
You’re deliberately ingesting sh*t, you moron!
That describes, incidentally, what I am asked to consume every time I hear the national news on the local radio stations and every time I happen to glance over the local newspaper someone left at the table.
Probiotic, it ain't.
Now we’ll get to see how far-out the snake-oil probiotic crowd really is. LOL. What’s next in lunacy for our entertainment?
This probably all started on a bet.
“Bet you $10 I can get people to drink baby shit.”
My mom told us that when my older sisters were babies, my parents were in New York City driving around and one baby did a humongous diarrhea crap in her cloth diaper. Dad bundled the diaper into a paper bag and tossed it into a garbage receptacle. While looking behind the car as they drove away, they saw a man run to the garbage can grabbing the bag and running off with it. Bon appetite!
In order to do the consumer any good, the eubacteria must first survive transitting the stomach, and if it’s a big meal it can get to a pH of maybe 1.8 —pretty acidic.
The acid activates the pepsin required to digest proteins.
Baby poo stuffed up your keister, somehow..? That might work.
Or put it in some huge enteric capsule, and it might dissolve in your GUT, which is where you would need it.
In the STOMACH..?
Sorry, I don’t get it. Smells suspiciously like Hollywood.
hehehehe....Somehow I see this as a hit with the left coast, earth shoes, unbleached muslin tree kissers?
I’ll pass...I just hope my Tropical Smoothie store doesn’t get on board with it....or I might spend MORE of my time at Panera...
It’s like I said about when eating french fried cockroaches became a “thing”.
You first.
Marko
ESAD has now become ESAL. Or not.
Research inspired by Saturday Night Live edible Pampers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmUYPrab6A
“Yup just recently there was an article about a woman who was stealing baby diapers to eat the contents.”
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They walk among us.
What a bunch of crap! Something is wrong with people who think they should eat what the body rejects and expels.
“Disgusting.”
Even with a side of fries and coleslaw?
“Scientists have created a health “cocktail” made from scouring the nappies of infants and then culturing the bacteria they find within.”
What won’t democrats come up with next?
Even then.
How do they get rid of the disgusting green color? Is this Essence du Caca even FDA approved?
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