[It’s not clear what happened, but a co-worker of the employee who found Prychenko told New York Daily News that she had fallen down the chute and “slid down like garbage.” The employee said that she fell all the way from the 27th floor. The building is 29 stories tall.
Her purse was founded by the building’s elevator.]
Because you always leave your purse by the elevator before taking out the garbage. And accidentally falling 27 stories.
[2. She Was Seen on Surveillance Video Entering the Trash Compactor Room Alone
Prychenko was seen on surveillance video entering the building’s trash compactor room alone, CBS New York reported. The surveillance video has not been released, but it showed her walking down the hallway like nothing was wrong, New York Daily News reported.]
Well, then. Case closed.
Talk about having a bad day. Wow.
Ed. Note: at least one "baddabing" was omitted from the doorman's comment for stylistic reasons.