[Steely Tom]

"She went up to her apartment and then she jumped into the chute,” was the doorman’s guess about what happened.

Ed. Note: at least one "baddabing" was omitted from the doorman's comment for stylistic reasons.

[SaveFerris]

[ “She went up to her apartment and then she jumped into the chute,” was the doorman’s guess about what happened. ]

A great man of science. Now, if she weighed more than a duck....