FDA: Parasites In Del Monte Vegetables Causing ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea

chicago.cbslocal.com ^ | July 9, 2018 at 10:36 am | Staff

[canuck_conservative]

Hey Del Monte. Wash the damn vegetables.

But that could cut into the corporate profit, and then the managers might not get their bonuses.

[tubebender]

‘Explosive’ Diarrhea - can be hereditary too, especially if you find it running in your jeans.

Been There and Done That recently

[Covenantor]

Washing the veggies not good enough...

"Prevention & Control.

On the basis of the currently available information, avoiding food or water that may have been contaminated with feces is the best way to prevent cyclosporiasis.

Treatment with chlorine or iodine is unlikely to kill Cyclospora oocysts. No vaccine for cyclosporiasis is available."

[Red Badger]

IOW, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t..................

[Trillian]

This is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express
from lawsuits in event of the unforeseen.
Death by airlock failure.
Death by brain parasite.
By sonic diarrhea. You don't want that.

[ltc8k6]

“Kwik Trip, Kwik Star, Demond’s, Sentry, Potash, Meehan’s, Country Market, Food Max Supermarket and Peapod”

Don’t buy your veggies at the gas station or at the very low end supermarket.

[1_Inch_Group]

Tim Conway Junior?

[Red Badger]

But Gas Station Sushi is OK, right?......................

[The Sons of Liberty]

DA: Parasites In Del Monte Vegetables Causing ‘Explosive’ Diarrhea

Stock up. The next time sChmuckie Schumer decides he's going to waste taxpayer dollars and TIME with one of his ridiculous, long-winded diatribes, we can "speed him along".

[Old Yeller]

Firehose diahrea.

[Covenantor]

Well the old adage applies, “Don’t crap where you eat.” and “Don’t eat where others crap”.

Your own garden veggies, well they’re in your control.

[FatherofFive]

But Gas Station Sushi is OK, right?......................

Only if they also sell live bait. That way you know it is fresh!

[o-n-money]

Where can I get some? I missed my spring cleaning.

[Rebelbase]

~groan~

[PLMerite]

[Rebelbase]

Explosive diarrhea used to kill a lot of soldiers before modern sanitation methods.

[Red Badger]

at several store across the Midwest. “The recalled products were distributed to: Kwik Trip, Kwik Star, Demond’s, Sentry, Potash, Meehan’s, Country Market, Food Max Supermarket and Peapod in Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, and Wisconsin,”..........................

[PLMerite]

[MeganC]

“Explosive diarrhea used to kill a lot of soldiers before modern sanitation methods.”

The crappy tactics, sh*tty weapons, old fart generals, and the turds in the officer corps didn’t help either.

[lightman]

Makes for easy prep for a colonoscopy.