Posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Help! President Donald Trump so completely controls my mind that I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars!
Brigid Delaney, a fitness writer for the Australian edition of The Guardian newspaper, claimed on July 4 that the election of Donald Trump sent her into such a funk that she quit going to the gym with the result that her body strength declined precipitously. Delaney made her revelation of Trump's complete domination of her mind and body in I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can't open jars:
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“Pickles Clinton” could probably help with that.
“No, Honey, those pants don’t make you look fat. The fat makes you look fat.”
(rewritten a tad)
Guardian Fitness Writer Claims Sexual Lust For Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars
“Delaney made her revelation of Trump’s complete domination of her mind and body...”
“Finally, a REAL man. A POWERFUL man. I can’t control my instincts!”
It’s a Right Wing plot. My liberal wife can’t open jars and has to call me to. It embarrasses her every time. Definitely Trump’s fault.
Poor thing. It’s always sad to see them beached like that.
“Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars”
she’s a liar ... she couldn’t open jars BEFORE the election ... after all, she’s female ... and I’ve been told by reliable sources that the main reason females marry males is so they have someone to open jars for them ...
besides, i’m pretty sure her diminished jar-opening capabilities have been caused by global warming, and have nothing to do with Donald Trump ...
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