Starbucks has become a national chain of relief stations that incidentally sells coffee...
They should offer coffees with a heavy laxative then. Call it a "crappachino" so they can be "America's Full Service Restrooms" for "people on the go" because "we all have something in common". Seriously, one day in my life I seriously needed a Starbucks because I was moving and desperately needed wi-fi. I bought a muffin to reward them for their availability. Now it's so common that it's nothing special. If the whole business circled the drain, I'd be totally okay with it.
“Homeless Depot”
On his weekend show, Greg Gutfeld’s spoof suggested that Starbuck’s charge to use the restrooms and give away free coffee.