Posted on 05/19/2018 9:54:31 AM PDT by MNDude
What It Is: The “Hollywood EGF Facial”, otherwise known as the “Penis Facial” thanks to stars like Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett, who both swear by it for radiant, glowy skin
Who Tried It: Jillian Ruffo, Associate Beauty Editor
Why We Tried It: Let me ask you this: Would you pass up the chance to have skin that looks as smooth as Blanchett or Bullock’s? (We didn’t think so.)
Level of Difficulty: 2, if you factor in very mild pain and upkeep
It all started back in March, when Blanchett opened up about her skincare secret: a special facial at esthetician Georgia Louise‘s New York City skincare atelier, which Bullock turned her on to. She called it the “Penis Facial” — which, after further investigation, we learned got its name from the treatment’s ingredients. And on Thursday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Bullock explained not only why the treatment is so good, but also the reason behind the name.
Bullock explains that through a microneedling technique, the facial boosts collagen by enabling serums, including an epidermal growth factor (or EGF) serum to seep deeper into the skin. The serum, she tells DeGeneres, is “an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away.” But as DeGeneres bluntly points out, the EGF is derived from “foreskin from a Korean baby.”
(Excerpt) Read more at people.com ...
So it’s true: Hollywood vanity literally knows no bounds.
FROM DUCKFACE TO DICKFACE
>>The serum, she tells DeGeneres, is “an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away.”
Well that’s okay then, you didn’t murder the NEIGHBOR’S kid to get the youth serum.
Stormy Daniels uses a different Therapy, and she gets even paid for it. Not sure of all those Treatments worked though.
Ain’t gonna kiss her on the cheek no way, no how.
Looks like these two ladies need a paint scraper to get their caked-on makeup off.
Yes, one thousand dollars IS a lot for a wallet,
but when you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase!!!
Probably from aborted babies. Sick.
..aint she a lesbian? I catch on fast when you try to confuse me on purpose like that.
I'm gonna be in Manhattan on Wednesday and I'm planning to stop by her studio to offer her some livers from aborted babies for a youthful look that Hollywood will pay millions for.
Perhaps a few of us can give her a jingle with similar offers.
That doesn’t seem kosher
I Wonder who first came up with that idea........Kinda like the guy that licked the toad to see if it was hallucinogenic....
That’s very close to becoming cannibalistic. Judgment day will be severe for some.
Post of the day!
This treatment will leave your face as smooth as a baby’s behind. And no, the fact that I moonlight as a mohel, and have a limitless supply of a key ingredient in this treatment, has no bearing on the opinion I’ve expressed here.:-)
Sick People’s magazine treats it like it is something normal something that you should all try.
I didn’t realize there were all that many Korean Jews...
Article didn’t seem too interested in exploring the sourcing. North Korean or South Korean? Is circumcision commonly practiced in Korea or are we talking about a “circumcision” of a corpse rather than a living child? Does the child or child’s family get paid? Are the parents informed of what wacky things their son’s body parts are being used for?
Beat me to it! Geez!
;^)
Years ago I heard about a baby who was born without eyelids. The doctors performed a skin graft using foreskin, which is very similar to eyelid skin.
Poor kid wound up cockeyed.
That’s how they got their jobs in movies…with those penis facials.
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