[At any camp breakfast that includes sausage]
Ooooohhhhh...
Johnny VanBeck, Johnny VanBeck
How could ya be so mean?
Ya know that you’ll be sorry you’ve invented that machine
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will nevermore be seen
They’ve all been ground to SAUSAGES in Johnny VanBeck’s machine!
Fiji.....#50!!
HKM.....#100!!