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'I'm like a breakup he can't get over': James Comey joins Stephen Colbert and mocks Trump
Chicago Trib ^ | 04/18/2018 | Emily Yahr

Posted on 04/18/2018 10:04:31 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

CBS's "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert could barely contain his glee as he started his show on Tuesday night. "It's Comey Day, everybody!" he announced to his studio audience, who cheered wildly.

Sure enough, Colbert and former FBI director James Comey - promoting his new book "A Higher Loyalty" - had plenty to discuss in regards to President Trump, the Russia investigation and much more. While making fun of Trump is one of Colbert's favorite activities, Comey was pretty even-keeled - until Colbert asked him about the president's tweeting habits.

"In the last few days, he has called you 'Slippery [James],' and he has called you a slimeball," Colbert said, doing his best Trump impression. "Anything to say back?"

"No. He's tweeted at me probably 50 times. I've been gone for a year. I'm like a breakup he can't get over," Comey said, in a rare bit of dry mockery. "I'm out there living my best life. He wakes up in the morning and tweets at me."

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TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: breakup; jamescomey; lisabarsoomian; mediawingofthednc; michaelcohen; partisanmediashills; presstitutes; rodrosenstein; stephencolbert
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Comey has entered that special category of crazy/stupid normally reserved for Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.
1 posted on 04/18/2018 10:04:31 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

What a loon.


2 posted on 04/18/2018 10:05:40 AM PDT by stylecouncilor ("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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More valley girl speak? I'm thinkin' he needs to get over himself. 🍿🍻🖕🏻💰
3 posted on 04/18/2018 10:07:32 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"...I'm like a breakup he can't get over..."

I don't know. To an observer, Comey appears to be going through a spasm of diarrhea of the mouth lately to cover up his panic.

There are more than a few of them like that. I get that impression every time I have heard Brennan open his pie hole lately.

In this case, Comey sounds like the one who can't get over a breakup. This is good. It is going to get worse for him, mark my words.

4 posted on 04/18/2018 10:07:45 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

How in the hell did this low-life get to be Director of the FBI???


5 posted on 04/18/2018 10:08:02 AM PDT by txrefugee
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I'm like a breakup he can't get over," Comey said, in a rare bit of dry mockery.

Yet who wrote the 'kiss and tell' book, Jimmy boy?

6 posted on 04/18/2018 10:08:50 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What he needs is a sparkly Cowboy Hat and a shaggy vest!


7 posted on 04/18/2018 10:10:29 AM PDT by lee martell
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8 posted on 04/18/2018 10:11:03 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: rlmorel

Who doesn’t know someone with an ex that made s# up about them to keep then in court forever...

That kind of “breakup”?

DK


9 posted on 04/18/2018 10:11:04 AM PDT by Dark Knight
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To: Responsibility2nd

No James, you’re like a Fungus Among Us . . . never fully goes away until we die.

I get the feeling you wrote about wedgies in your book because you secretly enjoyed them.


10 posted on 04/18/2018 10:11:11 AM PDT by LRoggy (Peter's Son's Business)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Dear Idiot Comey:

Let me spell it out for you since you are apparently too dense to connect the simple dots (I will type slowly too, for your benefit). You are out in public on a book tour trashing President Trump. President Trump is tweeting at/about you because of your current activities and statements about him. Can your dim bulb brain understand why Trump is “tweeting at you” now?

Furthermore, you have made yet another reference to yourself and another male with a romantic connotation. Do you have a secret that your wife should know about?


11 posted on 04/18/2018 10:11:46 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Responsibility2nd

No, Comey. You are, like, a complete dork, and sooooo worthy of being in the Venn diagram intersection of “marshmallow mind” and “progressive”.
As a side note, those two circles are as close to congruent as is possible.


12 posted on 04/18/2018 10:12:07 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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How many times per page is Trump mentioned in Comey’s book?

Somebody would have to buy it to find out...


13 posted on 04/18/2018 10:12:24 AM PDT by Rad_J
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To: Responsibility2nd

Wow...that boy is one big bag of dumb.


14 posted on 04/18/2018 10:13:40 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Responsibility2nd

What a great example of the men and women who are supposedly protecting our country and upholding the laws of the USA...NOT!!!


15 posted on 04/18/2018 10:15:27 AM PDT by tiki
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To: Responsibility2nd

The flaming homo says what? Honestly I could care less what this piece of sh*t has to say anymore..Casey Anthony has more credibility than this pile of douche


16 posted on 04/18/2018 10:16:03 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

James Comey goes stale fast, hits end of his shelf life: Few showing up for the book’s launch
American Thinker | 04/17/2018 | Monica Showalter
Posted on 04/18/2018 9:53:24 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3648475/posts


17 posted on 04/18/2018 10:17:00 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (www.tapatalk.com/groups/godsgravesglyphs/, forum.darwincentral.org, www.gopbriefingroom.com)
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I'm like a breakup he can't get over," Comey said

Nuts, he's nuts. scary he held that position at FBI.

18 posted on 04/18/2018 10:17:26 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Oh gosh, I hold Comey in much more esteem than before.

After all, he was Colbert’s show! The cred he’s gained from that is trememdous!

(sarcasm)


19 posted on 04/18/2018 10:18:06 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Responsibility2nd

Comey is like an adult David Hogg.


20 posted on 04/18/2018 10:18:25 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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