At least they aren’t still calling her a Republican.
Elitists don’t drink evil, sugary, working-class soda pop so she’s never heard a can being popped. Understandable.
ROTFL. What an idiot. Normal people always mistake gunshots as someone setting off firecrackers and someone setting off firecrackers as gunshots. Opening a can of pop is almost always quickly identified as someone opening a can of pop because you have to be close enough to see them opening it in order to hear it.
Next, she’ll be taking time off for ptsd.
Ban all soda pop top cans NOW!
I always remember Ronald Reagan’s comment during his speech at the 1984 Republican Convention when someone popped a very loud balloon.
“Missed me.”
Maybe it was a can of Colt 45 malt liquor....
Anchor: The Mayors Festival of Flowers opens today, and we go now to our reporter Steve Surewood. Hows it looking Steve?
Reporter: Oh, its looking good and its smelling good. A lot of people came out for this and the crowds are huge. One thing to notice -- BOOOOOOOOM!
Anchor: Steve! Steve! What was that?? Are you OK??
Reporter: Im Im OK. Dont know what that was. But it was huge. I see smoke. I hear people screaming. This is all pretty chaotic right now.
Anchor: Can you tell us anything at all?
Reporter: Well, it wasnt terrorism
Was it a fully automatic soda?
Did it have a high capacity can?......................
What? Since when does opening a can of soda sound like a gunshot? That cant be any louder than flicking on a cigarette lighter
Airhead!
Damn NRA lobbying for soda can rights
But it was a full auto, sugared, soda can. Kinda scary.
Ban Soda Cans NOW!!!
Someone needs to take her to the range.
Pop a top. Who said it was soda? If you’re a cameraman working at MSNBC all day it could drive you to drink.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOlZgr9vwgY
What is this????
Poor Nicolle, now she is traumatized as a “survivor”!!
Had to be an assault can. If it wasn’t, it soon will be.
rwood
Be giant fun to sneak up behind her with some bubble wrap. Just sayin.
Too funny. My daughter across the room asked me if someone opened a coke. She did not even know what I was listening to but she knew it wasn’t a gun shot.