Posted on 03/18/2018 5:02:51 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
The Talk Shows
March 18th, 2018
Guests to be interviewed today on major television talk shows:
FOX NEWS SUNDAY (Fox Network): Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill.; Rep. Trey Gowdy, R-S.C.
MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Rep. Mike Conaway, R-Texas; Sens. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., and Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio.
FACE THE NATION (CBS): Sens. Bob Corker, R-Tenn., Rand Paul, R-Ky., and Anus King, I-Maine; South Korean Foreign Minister Kang Kyung-wha.
THIS WEEK (ABC): Rep. Adam Schitff, D-Calif.; Mayor Mitch Landrieu of New Orleans.
STATE OF THE UNION (CNN): Sens. Paul, Jeff Ima Flake, R-Ariz., and Linda Graham, R-S.C.
Wow, watch Comey lie under oath to Senator G when asked "have you ever been an anonymous source...or known someone else to be an anonymous source...?" He said strongly "never, no." He lied as shown clearly on @foxandfriends.@realDonaldTrump 8:02 AM - 18 Mar 2018
Spent very little time with Andrew McCabe, but he never took notes when he was with me. I don't believe he made memos except to help his own agenda, probably at a later date. Same with lying James Comey. Can we call them Fake Memos?
Keeping it real, again.
Interesting.
5.56mm
“Anus King, I-Maine”
Nah...
Typo?
5.56mm
Wallace must be all excited about having one of his heroes on. How many softballs does he have in his bag?
OK, this is it!
Someone better chuckle...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home...That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’furniture!
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
They like to “go” first class!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What do they call the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Why doesn’t Simon Cowell drink on St Patricks Day?
It interferes with his suffering!
Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A bachelor.
What’s the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
1 less drunk at the party
Why don’t women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day?
‘Cause they don’t want to get a “sham rock”.
What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Sure, they’re green with envy!
What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
To keep from falling in the stew!
How do you start the St Patricks Day parade in the ghetto?
Roll a 40 down the street!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock and roll.
Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
What’s long & green & has a low I.Q.?
a St. Patrick’s Day Parade
How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
He took a shortcut!
What is Irish diplomacy?
It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip
What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they’re very short-tempered!
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh, really?”
“No, O’Reilly!”
What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
A sham rock
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green
The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Psalm 23:1-3 KJV
It is time to end the MuleTrain fishing trip. Everyone on the planet knows he has found no collusion, whatever that means; and no campaign crimes or he would have leaked it, so it is time to give America back to the people. This entire fiasco is a Hillary campaign dirty trick being orchestrated by the FBI’s cabal to maintain the establishments power.
Now that the Fake Bureau of Investigation Deputy Director Andrew McCabe has been fired for helping organize a silent coup it is past time to shut down the Mueller probe. It should be obvious by now to everyone outside the DC bubble this was being run to make sure President Trump was never allowed to govern. McCabe, MuleTrain, Comey and their circle of friends were working for the Hillary campaign and Barak to first make sure he was never elected and then to overthrow him through impeachment for whatever they could dig up and has now backfired.
This is the biggest coup attempt since Rome and in any other country and even this one a hundred years ago you would have the entire lot of them standing in front of a pock marked wall being offered blindfolds and cigarettes. Now they will get absolution from the fake media and hero worship from the Dems for their service to the agenda. The Marxists have gone so far off the rails they have become the Star Wars bar without the civility.
For anyone who has been paying attention this corruption of the FBI has been complete and to its core. The FBI and their allies in the other intelligence agencies are the most powerful spying institutions in the world. They have access to methods which our minds can only imagine and they used the full force of that power to attempt to disrupt an election at the direction of President Obama. He ordered either directly or indirectly to spy on the Trump campaign in an attempt to find out what strategies he was using and where he was focusing. Little did Obozo know he was focusing on winning the election using old fashioned rallies and talking to the White Trash Christians across the Rust Belt and South right in front of their noses making spying useless. He talked to the people Obama and Hillary blames all the world problems on who wake up every day to make this country work. He loved and talked to the ignored in this Country and they became DCs biggest fear.
What gives Obama the right to take away the very essence of being a free man simply because you disagree with his worldview and wanted to run for President? If anything his running for office is even a more sacred trust since you are exercising your most basic right as an American. Every American should be allowed to dream of becoming President without the spy agencies stopping them. This is the land of the free which means you are not to be spied on unless you are breaking laws which there were no appearances candidate Trump was. He was having fun and speaking to the people who have been neglected by the elites as well as being the targets of every reason America was an unfair place to live. This resonated with them and scared the DC establishment to their bones so something had to be done to stop him.
Andrew McCabe and the FBI should be ashamed of themselves. This was once the highest judicial agency in America and has become full of corruption and mistrust. To imagine they would use their incredible power to get a FISA warrant using false sources to spy on a presidential candidate is beyond comprehension when this agency is sworn to be neutral in political matters. The Hatch Act was written to make sure gummit employees are not to campaign on or off the job and not only were they working with a campaign they were trying to damage one in favor of making Hillary president. They have sworn to not be involved with a campaign and then are involved with a coup.
The FISA warrant was issued on Ray Flynn in part if not solely on the basis of the Russian Dossier. This is a fake story written for the Hillary campaign using over ten million dollars of opposition research about Trump being in Russia and having prostitutes peeing on the bed President Obama slept in. Now, anyone who knows Trump knows if he wanted to be that vindictive he would have peed on it himself, but the story is completely ridiculous. Nobody would believe it if it were written in a cheap spy novel, yet the FBI took it to some judge who issued a warrant to allow them to spy on Ray Flynn which gave them unfettered access to the campaign and most likely everyones phones and computers. This allowed the Clinton campaign through the Whitehouse a complete visual of the campaign Trump from top to bottom and all of their data results. She probably had a more professional one on Low Energy Jeb not thinking Trump had a chance until too late so came up with this nonsense.
A big question about the warrant is what does the Dossier have to do with Ray Flynn? What does Trump being in Moscow years earlier have anything to do with Flynn? The only explanation is the Judge was a Democrat hack who wanted this coup to happen and was willing to put their signature on whatever the FBI brought to them.
This entire investigation is to frame the President into some mistake that can get him or some of his staff to plead guilty to whatever charge they can manufacture. This is a silent coup and the traitors need to be revealed and punished starting with MuleBrain. He was in on the coup from the beginning and was the backup plan if Comey was not able to run the sting if Trump had the backbone to fire him. Comey thought he was an untouchable and was undermining and leaking everything he could to damage the Presidency. This is treason plain and simple and rather than a book tour he should be doing the hangmans dance to make an example for future FBI directors of what they can and cannot do in a freedom loving country.
Shut this Fishing Expedition down and lets get back to being America with peaceful transitions of gummit. HeeHaw was hired under false pretenses and has cost dozens of people millions of dollars to fight a coup which should never been allowed in the first place. If the FBI was doing their job, Comey and McCabe would have denied the Whitehouse their request and they would have said this is an election and we have no jurisdiction in elections. There is no crime in running as an outsider and making the corruption of DC as a campaign issue, the FBI has no business in a political campaign.
If the FBI and CIA would have stuck to their mandates there would be no Russian investigation since there was nothing to investigate which there would have never been a Special Persecutor. If Muleears had an ounce of credibility he would resign and admit this was an attempt to overthrow the President and end his charade. He of course is as corrupt as the rest of the team and needs to be fired yesterday. Sessions needs to take the short term heat and investigate this coup so the American people can see what was being done by the agencies for Odumbo then prosecute vigorously so it never happens again.
Old Media would have been outraged if Bush had done this to Barak and rightfully so, but since it is President Trump the ends justify the means. Their day has passed and their usefulness has ended which is why coups like this are allowed to happen. The firing of McCabe was a first step to making America free for everyone no matter if you disagree with the establishment or not. MuleTrains firing would be a larger step since he thinks he is untouchable. He is corrupt and his firing would be a cool breeze of freedom blowing across America once again knowing anyone can run for any office and not have to fear being spied on for the crime of dissent. Thank you Attorney General Sessions, our Shining City on the Hill is burning a bit brighter today.
Pray America Woke
I was born Patricia McLaughlin.
Enough said.
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY COUSIN MIKE!!
Is the I (after Anus King) stands for Idiot or for Idiotic Moron? I forgot what it stands for...
To dissuade the practice in the future there must be many deaths.
An imprisoned person can be pardoned. A dead person cannot be pardoned
Morning all... at wifi for a bit to post the Dose Trump Train new for week and wanted to see what’s what with talk shows (no TV so just read your insight). Always look forward to Bray’s essay but on occasion he does take a break. And of course Pat’s blog and personal commentary and everyone’s input.
The Q thread is interesting but most of the time I am shaking my head.... HUH? like. Here a bit more clear and at the Dose good contributors and reporters with some astute insight normally
Have a great Lord’s day. Ill be doing services at a large retirement center today and Easter. Normally a nice crowd of residents and their families.. we have services just before lunch and for many it is their only visit with friends and family for the week. Will take pup Lucy. She is welcome there and the residents really like her. After lunch I make the rounds with Lucy visiting with men and ladies who have no visitors.
Remember, McCabe was stepping down all by himself. He could have just left when he first announced.
He was just sooooooo clever.
I used to be Alas O’Babylon!
O'ROTFL
How far would the FB”I”’s 7th floor go to get a dirty FISA warrant?
I did, Strzok responded.
I need to get together with him.
[He] said hed gotten on a month or two ago at
a graduation party we were both at.
Contreras was appointed to the top surveillance court
on May 19, 2016, federal records show.
The pair even schemed about how to set up a cocktail
or dinner party just so Contreras, Strzok, and Page
could speak without arousing suspicion that they were colluding.
Strzok expressed concern that a one-on-one
meeting between the two men might require Contreras
recusal from matters in which Strzok was involved.
[REDACTED] suggested a social setting with others would
probably be better than a one on one meeting, Strzok
told Page. Im sorry, Im just going to have to invite
you to that cocktail party.
Have to come up with some other work people cover
for action, Strzok added.
for me Killians and Jameson.. :-0. Hope you are all better AB!
Has anyone been following the twitter assault on Samantha Powers after she commented on what I perceived to be ( as it others it seems) Brennan’s threat to the president?
https://twitter.com/SamanthaJPower/status/975016643670757376
The corruption already exhibited is breathtaking. We can be sure there is much more to be revealed. The "hangman's dance" is particularly appropriate here.
wow a lot of bad libs on today.
Follow? Hey, I posted against her several times.
Asked her why she and Brennan were threatening the POTUS, and shouldn’t the Secret Service pay her a visit!
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