[robroys woman]

I’m gonna miss the space needle.

[ptsal]

Problem areas identified as possible impact zones.

[RinaseaofDs]

Please land in Olympia on the Legislature (Capitol?)

[EdnaMode]

That’s no moon, it’s a space station.

[aimhigh]

So, if a piece landed in my back yard, I wonder what it would be worth.

[JudyinCanada]

Put a tariff on it!

[MrBambaLaMamba]

People regularly win the Powerball jackpot

[roadcat]

Maybe Elon Musk and SpaceX can contract with the US government to secretly nudge it to fall into North Korea. And let the Norks and China fight each other on it.

[lurk]

I do hope Sandra Bullock and George Clooney will be able to get out of there before it begins its descent.

[dfwgator]

"Screw those commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station."

[NonValueAdded]

Don’t stand next to anyone named Georgia.

[RedWing9]

The Aerospace Corporation, a California-based non-profit research and development organization, predicted the 8.5-ton space station will collide into the earth's atmosphere in the first week of April, with error of margin at a week on either side.

And they claim they know the Earth will warm in the next century without a doubt and yet they can't calculate trajectory of a falling space object?

[hattend]

it will likely re-enter somewhere in the northern U.S. states, parts of South America, northern China, the Middle east, central Italy, northern Spain, New Zealand, the south of Africa or Tasmania in Australia.

Certainly narrows that down.

[cpdiii]

"Although experts have not yet determined exactly where the out-of-control module will land, an Aerospace report detailed that it will likely re-enter somewhere in the northern U.S. states, parts of South America, northern China, the Middle east, central Italy, northern Spain, New Zealand, the south of Africa or Tasmania in Australia. "

What they are really trying to say is they have no idea with the exception of maximum north and south latitude of its orbit.

[trebb]

Although experts have not yet determined exactly where the out-of-control module will land, an Aerospace report detailed that it will likely re-enter somewhere in the northern U.S. states, parts of South America, northern China, the Middle east, central Italy, northern Spain, New Zealand, the south of Africa or Tasmania in Australia.

I guess that means they think it will land somewhere on the globe....