You are Clam Chowder: You are cynical and a bit provincial. You don't trust what's new or trendy. You are also indulgent and hedonistic. You like rich foods, and you would never count calories. You are not a big cooker - or a big foodie. Food is not complicated for you. You eat what's comfortable. And what's from a box or can. You're very low maintenance.
You like rich foods, and you would never count calories.
life is short, there is enough trouble in it, enjoy it and be comfortable. :)