Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

www.timesofisrael.com ^ | 02/13/2018 | By AFP and Michael Bachner

[LilAngel]

FRiends of yours?

[Doogle]

"....stupid kid, it's not like he's never seen it before"

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Iran's Lizard Spymasters

[LilAngel]

No, but we’re not completely heartless. At least they’re halal. Bwahaha!

[Tax-chick]

I love this. Just proposed it for the new Undead Thread.

[Teflonic]

This sounds like a rant from the Iranian equivalent to Hunter S. Thompson.

[Darksheare]

Would you mind terribly if this was the new home of the Undead Thread?

[samtheman]

[Red Badger]

Works for me!....................

[mewzilla]

Those wacky mullahs. A thread from 2007...

Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Red Badger. The best US response would be, "lizard spies? Only a superstitious nitwit would believe there are lizard spies."

[Tenacious 1]

It raises the question though of precisely why would they need to keep secret a program they’ve claimed to be fully open and honest about.

I am not sure they ever claimed or agreed to be "fully open and honest about" anything anything. Obama's deal did not really require anything of Iran that precluded them from keeping secrets. I think Iran is required to do their own inspections to make sure that Iran is compliant with Iran's deal. Then, I think they are supposed to report the findings to us.

Yes, it is all laughable, including the lizards. I think it would be in the best interest of all the world if Iran and NK were to have a series of Nuclear accidents (read: accidental detonations in launch silos).

[VietVet876]

The Iranians should also be worried about the Dung Beetles the Israelis sent to seek out all the Shite Clerics.

[VietVet876]

Iran should worry more about the Israeli dung beetles that have been directed towards all the Shite Clerics.

[richardtavor]

It is the Geico Gecko..selling insurance has always been a front. He didn’t get the elequent accent in the desert, did he?

[Rusty0604]

Good point!

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Darksheare]

Thanks!

[butlerweave]

Hmm ,I haven’t seen the Geico Gecko for awhile

[Darksheare]

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This month we will be Spying on Iran using Lizards!
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