Posted on 01/25/2018 9:12:38 AM PST by fishtank
Journalists Are Being Offered A Reward To Ask Trump About Wakanda
What Does Our President Think About Our Relations With The Mythical Country?
BY KADY RUTH ASHCRAFT · JANUARY 15, 2018
If the combination of the words “Trump” and “journalists” makes you tense up, you’re not alone. I’m shocked everytime I witness a press briefing in the White House because I was sure they would have eliminated those by now. But while they continue (and continue to horrify us) comedian Sara Benincasa has made an offer to spice things up and give us a much needed laugh.
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Is it a sheet haul, or not?
Trump should respond back, “Yes I know what Wakanda is, do you know what FACTS are?”
The recent destruction of all Vibranium is a setback for the nation, but, given their technology base, I expect them to fully recover.
They first need to clear up that matter with Hussein about the 57 states.
Ha!
GOOD ONE!!!
I heard they are the only Exporter of Covfefe on the entire Planet.
response > Why did it tip over?
Next door to Dumbassistan. Sheesh. Srsly?
Trump should answer:
That is a trick question, because, as we all know, it’s the 57th state that Obama mentioned when he was running for president.
Wauconda, IL is my wife’s hometown! (There’s a brief scene of its beach in The Blues Brothers). Reasonably well-known in the Chicago area.
I would hope that Trump would reply that our relations with them were strained due to their granting asylum to the international fugitive James Buchanan Barnes. That’d be popcorn time.
Hmm!
Interesting...!!!
(Never heard of it. I’ve only been in the airport in Chi-town, never spent time there at all.)
Good response, short and concise.
My thinking on a response:
“Thank you for the question regarding Wakanda. Now, GET OUT! You are wasting my valuable time, your fellow journalists, and the American peoples’ valuable time, with your ‘fake news’ about a fake country. As you know, Wakanda doesn’t exist. Don’t waste my valuable time with questions about a non-existent country.
If you actually do not know that Wakanda does not exist, other than in comic books, then you should be banned anyway. These sessions are designed to inform the public through journalists who actually have SOME knowledge, no matter how limited, concerning the topic of their questions.
Now, leave and don’t come back until you have learned a little bit of world geography and politics. A six month ban from the Briefing Room should suffice, at least for a start.
Any other questions?”
I’m not sure, maybe. Hey did anyone ever hear anyone in the media ask Obama the to name the fifty first through fifty seventh state? After all didn’t bammy ceaselessly drone about freaking smart, no, how he was smarter than anyone else?
Diplomatic relations with Wakanda are crucial as its #1 export is Unobtainium.
Trump could say:
“Wakanda’s just north of the Duchy of Grand Fenwick, of course, and their economy is doing about as well as one would expect.”
. . . pause . . .
“Now you’ve got fake news about two fake countries instead of just the one fake country you were going for. Like the American people, I’m tired of fakes, so I’ll call on a real journalist next.”
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