Chicago Longhorn - Beef On The Hoof
Posted on 01/14/2018 11:17:25 AM PST by COUNTrecount
Chicago Longhorn - Beef On The Hoof
Her shorts are slashed. Does she think she’s a teenager.
Valerie Jarrett is tagging along as usual, looking like some kind of Albino Tree Frog.
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Apparently she wasn’t aware of the beach walk as
she is carrying her pointed toe shoes.
How odd, the author didn’t use the word “sensational” a single time to describe Hurley.
why didn’t Green Peace try to pull her back into the water?
Maybe they feel she has abused their free services one too many times. “:^)
Nose tackle are smaller than that big rear end.
Okay, you asked for it.
Firstly it is called genital mounding.
First they push the testicles BACK UP into the lower abdomen, where they were at birth, leaving the scrotum empty.
I didn’t believe it possible and checked. Yes, It is possible.
Next the penis is placed in a plastic sheath.
Then the penis is tucked under and positioned so that only the head will be visible.
Then the now empty scrotum is folded up on both sides of the penis and arranged to resemble the labia major (?).
Super glue is applied to the scrotal skin and the whole affair is held in place by tape until the glue sets.
The plastic sheath is trimmed to be invisible.
Once the glue sets the person will have to sit to piddle just like a real woman.
From what I understand this is a long term thing as super glue holds for ages. It may hold for months.
And yes it is a two person job.
My neighbor said the freak has his boyfriend help with those types of things.
I was scared to ask what other things might be done.
I did a tiny bit of poking around on the web and found the people who do this are considered submissive femmes.
As long as the glue holds they are unable to masturbate or use their penis for any type of sexual gratification.
It must be a coming thing because there are several plastic surgeons advertising permanent mounding.
After I did this bit of research I immediately cleared my browser history and cache and rebooted my computer.
Are you now sorry you asked?
She looks like a beached whale...did people tried to put her back into the ocean?
And proud of it I see.
Nothing wrong with being proud of something you do well. ;-)
“I forgot that she can probably tuck it inside her vajajay.”
The wookie is either a freak or a freak of nature.
Considering Barry Soetero, I go with freak.
Yes it is.
If I am not a good boy, will the BIGFOOT eat me?
Hey LAZ, I wouldn’t pork (either one) that even with your “ DINGA-LING”.
I hope things are going better for you; hell, even though I think your kinda weird I am praying for your good fortune.
5th MEB
I would recommend NITRIC ACID after that.
Mooch looked “Sensational!” in that gingham tablecloth.
He did use the word "frolicking", which I wouldn't even THINK about doing with Michelle Obama. But when it comes to Elizabeth Hurley...
They brought Shamu back from the dead!
Southwest Airlines revived their flying whale.
Quick, get it back into the water.
Ewwww, unsee, unsee!
Yup, I’m pretty stunned myself. Don’t know how long it will take to recover.
Albino tree frog? LOL.
I always saw her as more of a cave salamander. You know the ones with big eyes that lick the moisture out of their own eyes?
LOL...”frolicking” is such a great word, isn’t it? It just exudes joy, delight, pleasure and happiness and that sure describes Hurley’s short videos.
That got me to thinking, “What’s the antonym of ‘frolic’?” which would describe the Sasquatch and it’s spawn. Merriam lists drudgery, labor, work duty, obligation, and responsibility, but none of these really fit. The language seems to be missing an important word specially created for the beast.
OMG.
Unbuttoned, and a fake rip.
I was thinking of dieting lately, now I’ll be off my feed for quite some time after seeing that.
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