Posted on 12/29/2017 7:43:06 AM PST by Zakeet
The rightish television presenter Tucker Carlson today offered his Twitter followers one of the best "tweetstorms" I've ever seen: #100RacistThings. You can see the thread here, but it's so good I'm going to preserve it for posterity in this post - because this is the sort of thing that gets people banned from Twitter these days.
1. Tamarisk trees in Palm Springs, California.
2. The ice cream truck song.
3. Credit scores.
4. Car insurance.
5. Crime statistics.
6. Halloween costumes.
7. Calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas."
8. Most of the better Disney movies.
9. Dr. Seuss.
10. White flight.
11. Reversing white flight.
12. White chefs who make burritos.
13. Milk.
14. Tanning.
15. NFL owners.
16. Being mad about NFL national anthem protests.
17. Mathematics. (See also here.)
18. Science.
19. Yale requiring English students to study Chaucer and Shakespeare.
20. All white people.
21. Proper English grammar.
22. Patriotism.
23. The iPhone X’s facial recognition technology.
24. Makeup.
25. Emoji.
26. Amy Schumer.
27. To Kill a Mockingbird.
28. The SAT.
29. Military camouflage.
30. Electronic music.
31. The August solar eclipse.
32. Bitcoin.
33. The "okay" sign.
34. Having a white person box against a black person.
35. The pornographic industry.
36. Apu from The Simpsons.
37. The white nuclear family.
38. Algorithms.
39. Artificial intelligence.
40. "Jingle Bells."
41. Lucky Charms.
42. Deporting people.
43. Bernie Sanders supporters.
44. Pumpkin spice lattes.
45. White people celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
46. Lacrosse.
47. The Betsy Ross flag.
48. The Gadsden flag.
49. Expecting people to show up on time for things.
50. Cartoons of frogs.
51. Nostalgia.
52. Soda taxes.
53. Coca-Cola (but not Pepsi).
54. Wendy's.
55. Aesthetics.
56. Star Wars.
57. Hollywood.
58. The Oscars.
59. Democrats.
60. Republicans.
61. The Nightmare Before Christmas director Tim Burton.
62. Walmart.
63. The Hindi loanword "thug."
64. Babies.
65. Bulletproof glass.
66. Referring to "canoes" and "paddles." 67. College football.
68. The NBA draft.
69. Referring to ethnic food as "ethnic food."
70. The White Privilege Conference.
71. Abbreviating the word "guacamole."
72. Property taxes.
73. Tax cuts.
74. New Jersey. The whole state.
75. School grades.
76. Canada.
77. American Airlines.
78. Not renting your home to criminals.
79. Criminal background checks.
80. Art history.
81. Atheism.
82. School discipline.
83. Saying you are English.
84. English-only education.
85. Othello.
86. Capitalism.
87. Socialism.
88. Karl Marx.
89. Highways.
90. Diabetes.
91. Climate change.
92. Accurately describing criminal suspects.
93. Pollution.
94. Not wanting white people to leave a college campus.
95. The Bible.
96. McDonalds.
97. Craft beer.
98. The British monarchy (but NOT the royal family).
99. The Washington Redskins.
100. Everything.
This list is racist.
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(do I need a /s?)
I guess Tucker forgot to include Huckleberry Finn.
7. Calling Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.”
I’m a half-breed Mojave, and *I* call her that!!
12. White chefs who make burritos.
Better not tell that to Mrs. Dog the bounty hunter!!
14. Tanning.
How else am i to get the leather treated for my pocket holsters??
17. Mathematics.
If ya’s cain’t balance yo’ checkbook, d’at ain’t my fault!
18. Science.
if ya’s cain’t make cornbread by dah recipe, d’at ain’t my fault!
22. Patriotism.
D’en jus’ drop yo’ shorts an’ let ol’ mohammed show ya’s he loves ya.
29. Military camouflage.
Yo’ ain’t bin outside da hood, has ya?
37. The white nuclear family.
Is that pre- or post- 3 mile island?
46. Lacrosse.
If yo ain’t Injun, yo wonts git it.
69. Referring to ethnic food as “ethnic food.”
Everything outside of original New England Pilgrim food, was ethnic food at one time.
86. Capitalism.
Works if ya gots money.
87. Socialism.
only for porch sitters
39. Artificial intelligence
... but no IQ?
#79. Criminal background checks are racist; but background checks to buy guns and ammo legally are acceptable?
Those critters need to be caged the public isn’t safe with them on the streets crazy s the only word for them more rubber rooms required.
This whiteness manifests in the term “outdoorsy” – a descriptor for those who spend a significant time in the outdoors, who are equipped with the necessary gear, and who feel connected to nature. The image of the “outdoorsy individual” is an exclusive classification that gives white people the authority to venture into the outdoors freely, leaving people of color behind.
I KNEW there was a reason I don’t like pumpkin spice lattes...
I think those are covered under #100.
;-)
103. Polish Sausage.
Trigger bump for later....
Oh,does that mean the FBI statistic indicating that blacks (about 13% of the population) commit more than half the country's murders?
I agree Property Taxes are racist! Ban them NOW!!
Half breed? That's racist!
103. Polish Sausage.
“Kielbasa lives matter!”
Cracker Barrel
Pillsbury Dough Boy
Cracker Jacks
White’s Drugs
With much of the US in the severe deep freeze right now, maybe they should go back to calling it global cooling again, like they did in the 70s.
In the liberal mind, everything is simple. It's either racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, islamaphobic, insensitive, politically Incorrect, micro-aggressive, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc., etc.
The only normal to liberals is abnormal.
He should have Spanish and Creole translations of this list as well as Vietnamese,Korean,Chinese,Japanese, Xhosa, Hmong , Tiebetan, Polish, German, Russian, Tibetan, Arabic and Khoisan (Khoisan is easy to do with a computer as it’s all based on clicks).
Dark anything...
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