If it isn't a joke, then I propose everyone be issued a bot and then there will be no need to read all the stories and comments.
Heck, I could even get a bot to say my prayers for me. More time for fishing and golf.
You’ve abot got it.
Fishing and golf ARE prayers...
The gods do not deduct from a man's allotted span, the hours spent fishing. -Babylon proverb.
Not sure about golf. Fairly sure they did not play it in Babylon.