Posted on 12/16/2017 5:28:33 AM PST by x1stcav
Nope.
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# 5...
A little twist on that point...
Wife and I will be driving, she says “What do you think of that idea” The idea that popped into her pretty head and never verbalized it
I say “What idea”
She says, “You never listen to me”
LOL
I saw a notice in a business rest room that said close the lid, then flush. Apparently this prevents some nasty back wash from going airborne during the very last part of the flush when the water comes back up.
But I've been around long enough to know that women aren't exactly innocent when to comes to complaining about men. Men may make a joking comment or two about their wives to their buddies, but women generally have elevated discussions about husbands to an art form.
YES. It IS about the nail!
When we were first married, my wife got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. I heard a “flump, flump” but did not think anything of it. She came back to be and put a pair of ice cold feet in the middle of my back and said, “That’s what it feels like when you leave the seat up.” I go the message. ;o)
C.S. Lewis said the problems between men and woman can be boiled down to the fact women do not have nouns in their vocabulary.
Wife (When you are in another room: Dear can you do this?
Husband: Do what?
Wife: This!
I would but the local bar's bathroom just isn't as cozy as the one at home.
I have to admit it is one of the funniest, most true, commentaries about the boy/girl thing ever.
The only time I leave the seat up is when I use the women’s restroom at Target. Then I put all of them up just to let them know I’ve been there. ;o)
“Annoying things clickbait sites do is put 5 things on five different pages.”
And the thing on the page that draws you in isn’t one of the 5.
My number 1 is “When are you going to (fill in the blank)?
Well good for them. Most corporate bathrooms don’t have lids. Just those long, open on the end seats. Heck I don’t curtesy flush anymore. Don’t want those public toilet germs splashing up on me.
Been there. Done that.
For my birthday this year my beautiful wife got me a bell on which is printed the words, “Ring for Beer!” So far, it has not failed me. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones. :-)
You married well.
I happen to think that all females are mis-wired in their brains. If some real good electrician could get in there and reverse those few wires then everything would be fine!
The female robots of the very near future will be mans revenge for feminism and female supremacy
Yeah, but they wouldn’t be nearly as much of a challenge or as much fun.
Cleaning frenzies, during which many items get thrown out or moved to where I wouldn't have thought to have looked.
The irresistible urge to have me move furniture.(*)
Interrupting me in mid sentence to respond to what someone else would have said, or what she expected me to say.
Similar to how a cat, after sleeping all day, will suddenly spend about 5 minutes spazzing down the hallway at 10 PM for no reason, women have bouts where for about 2-4 hours, *everything* you do is horrible, terrible, evil, bad, upsetting, and just plain _wrong_. This I think is a time when they are planting and watering their Garden of Resentment,TM which they harvest for ammunition during future disagreements so they have something to throw up to you when you've proven them wrong...
(*) I believe this is driven by lust. Women have told me that the single most erotic thing a man can do is lift something heavy...
Yeah, but then they bitch about you stopping at the bar first,
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