When we were first married, my wife got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. I heard a “flump, flump” but did not think anything of it. She came back to be and put a pair of ice cold feet in the middle of my back and said, “That’s what it feels like when you leave the seat up.” I go the message. ;o)
LOL! I don’t care about both seats but the curved one that is lifted usually for men. That one needs to stay down!
“When we were first married,,,,”
When we were first married he was like a Greek god. Now he is a goddamned Greek.