April Ryan Demands Sarah Huckabee Sanders Provide Proof She Baked Thanksgiving Pecan Pie

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com ^ | November 24, 2017 | Kristin Taylor

[HoneysuckleTN]

by “managing” it, it may just mean she put it in the oven, who knows.

Sarah Sanders's tweet: "I dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm!"

"managed" - southern speak for "I was able to squeeze in the time to bake a pie". :)

[House Atreides]

The funny thing is that Sanders ALWAYS treats April with the utmost decency and she is frequently the 1st reporter called on by Sanders at White House News Conferences. Just like a Leftist to return kindness with spite!

[Nifster]

Oh honey....she’s a Southern woman

[pnz1]

The tweet from her brother in law was the best.. “Asked @PressSec’s daughter about #piegate. Claims pie was “made by Mom” and was “yummy”. Declined further comment as Paw Patrol was on.”

[Bobalu]

[Revolutionary]

Susan should just respond with: Seek profession help April.

[taterjay]

Very perceptive.

[combat_boots]

This tweet is the bomb

https://mobile.twitter.com/memealchemy/status/934233182903271424

[xp38]

[Salvation]

This is petty.

[publius911]

April should provide proof of an IQ over 55.

I believe she already attempted that...
...and failed.

[Kalamata]

Wouldn’t it be lovely to begin the 2018 new year with fresh new faces in the Press Room? It’s been almost one year of tolerating, accommodating, and coddling these Marxist media enemies. How about bringing in OAN, Breitbart, and a whole host of alternative media and seating them in the FRONT rows? If not now, when? What a permanently refreshing change that would be!

[Songcraft]

Maybe she should bake two of them, then do this to April Ryan:

       

(Of course, it would be funner to look at this if it was actually being done to April Ryan.)

[zencycler]

1) An anonymous intelligence source revealed the existence of a dossier that reports Sarah H. Sanders colluded with a Russian chef in backing this pie, and that they both may have peed in it (pied, peed, Pecan, Pee Can ... it could be typos, but still, we need to investigate).

2) Rosenstein should appoint a Special Piesecutor.

3) Her racism is revealed by reports that she was heard singing Four and Twenty BLACK Birds Baked in a Pie, whilst in the kitchen (not to mention the animal cruelty involved if she actually was putting birds in her pie - more reasons that we need to investigate!

4) By showing off her ABILITY to back a pie on Thanksgiving, her intent is clearly to mock the disability of reporter Serge Kovaleski, who would have great difficulty baking such a pie himself. Someone please call Meryl Streep, we need a tearful public speech to condemn this horrific act.

5) She brought one of her pies to a neighbor, and one of their family members, who belongs to the KKK, had a slice of her pie over the holiday. Sarah, do you regret giving a pie to your neighbor and do you condemn the KKK?

[MarkL]

Hey April, prove you're a journalist, rather than a boot-licking media whore of the left.

Mark

[MarkL]

The hatred and anger against Trump is unlike anything I’ve ever seen in this country. You have to face these people down, trying to shame them which is a doubtful task. I think most people understand what happened to Rand Paul and realize these sort of blindside attacks are becoming likely.

The left is unhinged, whipping their supporters into a frenzy.

The perfect example was the orchestrated screaming at the sky. It was directly out of Orwell's "1984," specifically the "Two Minutes of Hate!" For years during the Obama regime, I said that many of the things we were reading about could have been written by Rand in "Atlas Shrugged." But the left has actually brought the scene of "Two Minutes of Hate" to life. I wonder if any of them realize it.

Mark

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Remember, April did this on “Black Friday”. How racist of her.

Fat, stupid and a CNN reporter is no way to go through life”, lardo!

[Rastus]

Sanders and PTrump are figureheads

We are the targets

Yeah! Nobody's figured that one out for years! I enjoyed a really short-lived show called "The Unusuals," from the guy who adapted Fargo for television. It was a good show, but they had a blowhard idiot detective that nobody liked, so of course he had a picture of John McCain on his desk. I was annoyed. People who know me asked, "What do you care? You can't stand John McCain!" No, but in that circumstance, John McCain is just a stand-in for us yokels out here in the bitter, gun-clinging, Bible-believing heartland. Same as every time you had a character we were supposed to hate during the GWB years, they had a picture of him. Again, I was never that fond of the guy, but it was us they were really showing their hatred towards.

[Unam Sanctam]

Why are these people so horrible? No common human decency whatsoever.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

April just shouldn’t be called on anymore for questions. How disrespectful. She’s all out calling Sarah a liar. Screw the Press - ban her to the back room and ignore her.