April Ryan Demands Sarah Huckabee Sanders Provide Proof She Baked Thanksgiving Pecan Pie

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com ^ | November 24, 2017 | Kristin Taylor

[GSWarrior]

“There’s no crack in our pies.”

[Just A Reader]

I think the real shocker here is that Ryan revealed she doesn’t know how to cook.
If you can read a recipe and have a frozen pie crust you can make a pecan pie.

[VanShuyten]

April sounds like she is easily confused and frustrated by pie recipes.

I’ve met quite a few people who didn’t believe that I could do something just because they themselves couldn’t do it.

[Maudeen]

These losers keep surfacing. . . . next

[hsalaw]

April Ryan needs something. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s probably illegal.

She needs a brain. Unfortunately, the Wizard of Oz is just a story, so until brain transplants are perfected, she's out of luck.

[dragnet2]

Meta data embedded in the pie image may indicate the press might know it’s a “stock photo”. They might be baiting her hoping for their pie lie or Piegate .

[Salamander]

Hence, my terse reply.

:)

[vladimir998]

“She needs a brain.”

Well, yes, but I was thinking more along the lines of a punch in the face.

[Salamander]

I want photos of her milling the flour and churning the butter

Nothing less will suffice.

[NKP_Vet]

What she should have said was “my family loves pecan pie, and I always make one, like I’m sure you make plenty of fried chicken. By the way can I have the recipe you use.”

[taterjay]

Sarah should have pies on a table that she made herself on a table at the next press conference for the press to enjoy. Add a couple of extra ingredients.

[GnuThere]

And growing the pecans - she IS from the south. The least she could do.

[bray]

If not for anger and hatred the media would have nothing to offer.

[GnuThere]

Ex-Lax? It’s chocolate.

[kanawa]

It seems the defining characteristic of modern liberals is hatred.

[usconservative]

April Ryan needs something. I’m not sure what it is, but it’s probably illegal.

When did a good, obviously needed bitch-slap upside one's head become illegal?

[catnipman]

Ryan is an F-ing moron. i was just talking to my brother yesterday about the pecan pies he makes. he said if you buy the crust pre-made in a pie-pan, pecan pie is ridiculously simple to make.

[murron]

Baking a pecan pie is not the hardest thing in the world to do.