Starving Venezuelans Are Now Resorting To An Unexpected Food Source (The Zoo)

Hotair ^ | 11/05/2017 | Jazz Shaw

[DannyTN]

Again. I thought they ate the zoo animals back in the summer?

[Gay State Conservative]

I love to watch shows on African wildlife and occasionally one sees films of lions chasing a giraffe.Sometimes they get it,sometimes they don't.But when they do it takes enormous skill,hard work and luck.

But then lions don't have rifles....

[Red Badger]

At The Zoo
Simon & Garfunkel

Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo

I do believe it
I do believe it’s true

It’s a light and tumble journey
From the East Side to the park
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo

But you can take the crosstown bus
If it’s raining or it’s cold
And the animals will love it if you do
If you do, now

Somethin’ tells me it’s all happening at the zoo

I do believe it
I do believe it’s true

The monkeys stand for honesty
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but they’re dumb
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum

Zebras are reactionaries
Antelopes are missionaries
Pigeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently
What a gas, you gotta come and see
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo
At the zoo

Written by Paul Simon • Copyright © Universal Music Publishing Group

[Ancient Man]

More good news from Berniezuela! What’s not to like about totalitarian socialist regimes?

“Yes, I’ll have the Brittany Spaniel confit with a side of sawdust.”

[Lurkinanloomin]

I wonder what giraffe tastes like.....

[Democrat_media]

Socialism always leads to this kind of destruction of a civilization in a country as happened in Venezuela

This socialism hell is the horror the democrats and the mainstream news media want for America

Almost every 3rd world immigrant votes for democrats.

Hillary Clinton would have put the USA on the road to becoming another Venezuela. Trump gave up his billionaire lifestyle to save America

[rlmorel]

In the same way Berliners were forced to kill and eat the zoo animals as the allies closed the noose around Germany’s neck in WWII, Socialism forces people to do the same thing as it tightens the noose around the necks of Venezuela’s citizens.

[piytar]

But most millennialls apparently think socialism is just peachy. Move to Venezuela, ya snowflake idiots. Please.

[chris37]

Attn Venezuelans:

Eat socialists.

Two birds, one stone.

[Jim W N]

The Socialist Road to Serfdom, condensed into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

First - the White Horse: “We, the government are your savior, the friend of you, the little people. We will save you. We’ll take all the power and all of your money.”

Next - the Red Horse: rampant consolidation of socialist/communist tyranny and power and death to all who resist.

Next - the Black Horse: lowering of the average citizen’s standard of living followed by rampant shortages, economic disaster., and starvation.

Last - the Pale Horse: Death “and Hell followed with him”.

[Col Frank Slade]

Where’s Rosie ?

[Vaquero]

Pass me another slice of brain dead buffalo

[Bartholomew Roberts]

Tastes like chicken.

[Terry Mross]

It tastes like a cross between Bald Eagle and baby Condor.

[Terry Mross]

It tastes like a cross between Bald Eagle and baby Condor.

[Robert DeLong]

Like fried chicken, of course. 8>)

[Minutemen]

Socialism in Action!

[Robert DeLong]

Well this was first reported in Aug, on or about the 17th.

[Keyhopper]

Kinda like spotted owl😬