Posted on 10/31/2017 10:32:19 AM PDT by DFG
” Who knew you could get an STD form rubbing noses?”
Or looking at it on a computer screen.
Snyphilis?
“Those states not mentioned do not have sex.”
Illinois for one.
“Fifty five years ago, our high school gym teacher told us there were was very little to no VD in NW Arkansas.
Then came the sexual revolution, and by 1975, anyone who picked up a skank at an Oklahoma border bar ended up with clap or crabs.
One man in our military outfit bragged about traveling all over SE Asia and never catching anything. Then he picked up a gal at a bus station in HOPE, Arkansas. A few days later, drip, drip, drip.
Two men I worked with over in Springdale Ar picked up some girl there, drip, drip, drip.
Its dangerous out there!”
Thats because normal male/female relationships are a thing of the past. The beast must be fed and all that’s left is whoresville.
“Who knew you could get an STD form rubbing noses?”
Who can even get that far anymore?
“Ten most sexually diseased states in America:
Alaska
Mississippi
Louisiana
Georgia
New Mexico
North Carolina
South Carolina
Arkansas
Delaware
Oklahoma”
So that’s where all the homosexuals are.
“California must under-report heavily. I cannot imagine that its not in the top-ten.”
Its gotten so bad even queers can’t get anything anymore.
“Abstinence anyone?”
Only because there is no other option these days.
“Wife sharing is actually tradition in Eskimo culture.”
If tried here each man would still get nothing except someone different to bitch at you.
“my dates havent pulled that on me, yet.”
No kidding... You have to have sex first.
The operative word is “pulled.”
Anonymous hookups are not as fun as they sound.
Kissing that Guy Fawkes mask is awkward.
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