Let me be the first to say; “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Les Nessman: “I don’t know. A man and his two children tried to kill me. After the turkeys hit the pavement, the crowd kind of scattered but, some of them tried to attack *me*! I had to jam myself into a phone booth! Then Mr. Carlson had the helicopter land in the middle of the parking lot. I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose. It gets pretty strange after that.”
Damn...I really miss that show.
Turkeys can fly...
Great!