"Okay, which lie is the correct one? Broken toe or twisted ankle?"
Well, when those two prevarications failed, the latest diagnosis has the ring of truth to it, and it reveals that she is suffering from the late stages of dementia, and from...
 Spinning Head Syndrome |
are simply adorable!"
she shrieked crazily, before drunkenly falling down the stairs once again, and reinjuring her massive backside, clobbering her meager book sales, and completely demolishing what was left of her rapidly diminishing political ambitions.