[be-baw]

Epic overreaction by MSU President

[stars & stripes forever]

A lost shoelace. NOOSE? LOL

[max americana]

Wonder how many heart attacks I can create by leaving a white sheet near a tree..

[miss marmelstein]

A snowflake Spartan.

[beergarden]

get your crayons and head to the nearest safe space!

[Jolla]

If we all go back to bare feet then no noose will ever be seen again, think of the children.

[Red Badger]

No noose is good noose................

[RandallFlagg]

At least it wasn’t a banana peel.
Maybe a shoelace wrapped around a banana peel hanging in a tree?

[cyclotic]

Imagine if they dipped the shoelace in pumpkin spice. There would have been stampede injuries.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3592355/posts

[Sertorius]

“go to your safe place until further notice.”

[SMGFan]

Long stretch but: They take shoelaces away from certain people as they can be used in connection with hangings. Cousin to a noose.

[Vic S]

And remember the banana peel left in a tree at Ole Miss that caused another racial incident?

[chris37]

Yeah, boy, nooses, HUGE MODERN DAY PROBLEM! Everywhere I go all I see is nooses and people dangling from them.

Gotta ban rope, twine, thread, and bump rope, bump twine and bump thread, which transforms semi-automatic nooses into fully automatic nooses.

Is there any actual point to colleges and people in colleges any more?

I can’t see any.

[sipow]

I always wondered why rappers wore shoes without laces. Now I know why.

No laces == no nooses.

[Vic S]

Was it a WHITE shoelace? That must have been the trigger. Ban white shoelaces, the obvious KKK and white supremacy reference is undeniable.

[oh8eleven]

... investigation by MSU Police revealed there was no noose.
Fake noose!

[jalisco555]

This happens again and again and every time the schools go crazy. Whether it’s a paper lantern thought to be a noose, a Franciscan friar thought to be a Klansman, a coed wrapped in a bedsheet also thought to be a Klansman or now a shoelace these people seem incapable of not over-reacting.

[rktman]

#stopshoelaceviolence! O-Tay. Everybody curl up in your fetal position and whimper. 🍿🍻. Hey fidiots🖕🏻

[Political Junkie Too]

College students these days can't even tie their shoes?

-PJ

[bigdaddy45]

The fault here is clearly at the foot of the shoelace manufacturer. They aren’t sensitive in the packaging of their product, and minorities might be distressed by seeing that particular presentation. Clearly they need to change their ways.

[Altura Ct.]

The noose is loose!