Gregg Jarrett: Hillary's 'What Happened' needs a better name -- How about 'I was entitled'?

Fox News. com ^ | September 7, 2017 | Gregg Jarrett

[Kaslin]

Hillary Clinton has always been adept at blaming everyone but herself. Her soon to be published memoir of the 2016 presidential election is no exception.

It's officially called “What Happened.” Based on the excerpts reviewed so far, it bears little resemblance to what happened.

I can only imagine the conversation that led to the publisher’s selection of such a beguiling title.

Publisher: Hillary… we need to come up with a shorter title to your book.

Hillary: What’s wrong with, “I Lost The Presidency Because of Sexism, The Media, Russians, Comey, Racism, Xenophobia, The Democratic National Committee, Misogyny, Obama, Biden, Sanders, Wikileaks, The Electoral College, And Polling Data”?

Publisher: Well, for one thing… it won’t fit on the cover.

Hillary: You wouldn’t say that if I’d won. You’re victimizing me because I lost. And you’re just like Trump, literally breathing down my neck and making my skin crawl. Back up you creep.

[Luircin]

How about: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

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Whereas I’m more Alpha Mike Foxtrot towards her.

ASSUMING THAT SHE EVER GOES AWAY.

[Jim W N]

Hillary: “At this point, what difference does reason and accountability make? I was entitled!”

[Bob434]

How about the title :

Yes Folks, My head is up my fertilizer factory

[RitaOK]

Whoo. We certainly did. Thanks be to God, alone. A miracle.

Talk about a mental case of clinically proportioned narcissism running a global society, one world government, with a stubby finger on the nuclear button. A beast, claiming to be a “devout” Methodist, can’t deal with even a modicum of adversity or personal challenge.

That bubble is her permanent cocoon, never to be messed with.

[Jamestown1630]

Dang, Rita; that’s almost Poetry :-)

Wonderfully expressed!

[RitaOK]

Awww. Shucks. Write again soon. 😋 Thank you, JT.

[WMarshal]

How about this for a title?:
“Having a Seizure, Crapping my Pants, and Getting Thrown into my Medivan Cost Me the Election: Oh, and I Lie, Cheat, Steal, and Murder”

Dang, it is probably too long.

[WMarshal]

Hillary: I should have won because, vagina

How about "It was Supposed to be 'Vagina I Win, Penis You Lose'. WTF!"

[WMarshal]

"Schlonged"

How about: "The Schlonging: How to Recover from Man-Meat Induced Pain" by HRC.

[EDINVA]

“I think we’re witnessing mental and emotional denial and breakdown.”

Yes! Actually, it’s a little embarrassing, a quite sad, but as it is, I find her so despicable, it’s more funny.

[Elsie]

“You’d Have Thought I’d Be Ahead By 50 Points!!”

...instead of 50 pounds.

[okie 54]

How about the “The life and times of a career criminal”

[Verginius Rufus]

Of course her collapse when she had to be thrown into the van was not supposed to be seen by the public, any more than Bill’s meeting with Loretta Lynch in Phoenix was supposed to become public knowledge (discovered by chance by an ordinary citizen).

[DoodleDawg]

How about “I’m Not Sure What Happened Just That None Of It Was My Fault”?

[Kaslin]

Gregg Jarrett joined FOX News Channel in 2002 and is based in New York. He currently serves as legal analyst and offers commentary across both FNC and FOX Business Network (FBN).

During his tenure, Jarrett has provided coverage on top new stories including the 2013 murder trial of George Zimmerman and the crash of Asiana Flight 214 at the San Francisco Airport (SFO). He has also reported on a variety of stories, including the deadly EF5 tornado in Moore, OK, the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI and the inauguration of Pope Francis, Superstorm Sandy and the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Additionally, Jarrett contributed to the network's coverage of the 2004, 2008 and 2012 presidential elections.

Prior to joining FNC, Jarrett served as an anchor and correspondent for MSNBC, where he covered the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, the terrorist attacks on 9/11 and the 2000 presidential election from Tallahassee, FL. He also served as an anchor at Court TV for nine years. Jarrett began his television career as an anchor and producer at KCSM-TV (PBS) in San Francisco, CA and then went on to work as an anchor and reporter for WMDT-TV (ABC 9) in Salisbury, MD, KSNW-TV (NBC 3) in Wichita, KS and the independently owned WKFT-TV in Raleigh, NC.

Jarrett graduated magna cum laude from Claremont Men's College in 1977 with a B.A. in political science and earned his J.D. from the University of California, Hastings College of the Law.

George Will was a contributor to Fox News. He used to be on the Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace panel, and also sometimes on the Special Report with Bret Bayer.

[EDINVA]

To be honest, I used to dislike Greg Jarrett, but in the past year or so he’s been well outspoken. I’ve become a fan.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Close, but nobama.

[hal ogen]

The title should be: I Am Worthless And Am A Criminal Hag.

[Liz]

One Clinton lies

"I never had sexual relations with that woman...Miss Lewinsky."

..... and the other one swears to it.

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TIME COVER The Clintons "Solidarity Act"
Leaving the WH arm-in-arm after Bill got lewinskied.
Plotting to exploit Bill's BJ for votes.
The Clintons' political apparat never faltered.

Cool as a cucumber, Hillary lied on network TV all decked out in virginal pearls,
denying everything, blaming Billy's B/J on "an invention of a VRWC."

Bill later admitted to it, was impeached, and disbarred.
He had to pay Paula Jones 800,000 dollars.

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"Incidentally Chelsea, did your kindly sensitive parents tell you the reason you were being hustled off (in that classic "smiling Clinton solidarity pose" on the vintage TIME cover?) Did mom and dad tell you daddy got a BJ in the Oval office? Did they explain the details of a BJ to you?

B/C American parents were forced to tell their kids about a BJ thanks to the self-centered "Nobody's business but ours" Clintons.