“Hi. I’m here for my gang money.”
“Which gang do you belong to?”
“Uh, we’re up on the north side.”
“Do you have any weapons?”
“Yeah, we got like a piano and a guitar.”
“Wait a minute. Are you in a gang or a band?”
“No....no....we’re a gang. We need gang money.”
“How else would we know that this is a gang?”
“Well, we got colors, man.”
“Really? Like everyone wears the same color?”
“Yeah, we all wear blue....blue robes.”
“You’re a member of a church choir aren’t you?”
“So, our alto section carries switchblades. Where’s the dough?”
So true
Aw, man! I was expecting Blue Oyster Cult in the punchline!
LOL...with this bunch who knows? It might work.