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To: ptsal

“Hi. I’m here for my gang money.”

“Which gang do you belong to?”

“Uh, we’re up on the north side.”

“Do you have any weapons?”

“Yeah, we got like a piano and a guitar.”

“Wait a minute. Are you in a gang or a band?”

“No....no....we’re a gang. We need gang money.”

“How else would we know that this is a gang?”

“Well, we got colors, man.”

“Really? Like everyone wears the same color?”

“Yeah, we all wear blue....blue robes.”

“You’re a member of a church choir aren’t you?”

“So, our alto section carries switchblades. Where’s the dough?”


31 posted on 09/04/2017 4:36:04 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

So true


46 posted on 09/04/2017 4:56:44 PM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: blueunicorn6

Aw, man! I was expecting Blue Oyster Cult in the punchline!


58 posted on 09/04/2017 5:05:28 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: blueunicorn6

LOL...with this bunch who knows? It might work.


75 posted on 09/04/2017 5:41:44 PM PDT by Tammy8 (Please be a regular supporter of Free Republic !)
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