"Looks like you gained some weight since you came in."
"Looks like you gained some weight since you came in."
Since you came in?
Hell, I bet she had a hard time coming in the door!...........
Sooooo....I go to one of the local grocery store’s big sale yesterday. As I walk in, this balding woman is on her cell phone, yakking it up, putting extra seedless grapes in a bag (they weigh by the pound and were on sale).
Meanwhile, she’s just snackin’ away all the while, with about 10 of us around her in the produce section. I think I’m the only one who noticed. I told one of the managers they should have weighed when she came in and when she was leaving.
The manager lady just laughed and when I checked out, told the cashier to take good care of me. Which she did.
I was laughing at the woman in produce, earlier.
Love
Say. You wanna go to a toga party?