Posted on 08/25/2017 2:28:22 PM PDT by simpson96
Edited on 08/25/2017 3:52:26 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
SHREVEPORT, La.
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A black family has just done this near me too. They stuffed bottles and bottles under their shirts.
Sooooo....I go to one of the local grocery store’s big sale yesterday. As I walk in, this balding woman is on her cell phone, yakking it up, putting extra seedless grapes in a bag (they weigh by the pound and were on sale).
Meanwhile, she’s just snackin’ away all the while, with about 10 of us around her in the produce section. I think I’m the only one who noticed. I told one of the managers they should have weighed when she came in and when she was leaving.
The manager lady just laughed and when I checked out, told the cashier to take good care of me. Which she did.
I was laughing at the woman in produce, earlier.
Dumb as a stump...no offense to stumps.
That first one was a 2 liter bottle!! LOL
[ “I hustle. It’s what I do.” ]
Oh well. We’ll just let you off like Hillary, then.
I could be wrong but I’m guessing the word “buffet” is also involved in what she do.
It’s like “slap it and ride the wave”...
Again... just damn... and all this time I thought the Hindenburg had blown up.. you mean that film was FAKE???
Oh, the huge manatees....
“OK, I’ll do it. Now, what do I do with the 18 bottles I pulled from her drawers? Put them back on the shelf?”
[At some point, a ham fell out of her skirt onto the floor.]
Wonder if there’s a medical term for that? Perhaps “kleptomania”?
[It’s like “slap it and ride the wave”...]
There were definitely some funny parts in “The Last Boy Scout”. Went a bit overboard but I liked the “Where’d you buy that suit Grampa? Gangsters-R-Us?”.
I’ve heard that term before. I guess she figured she could walk out the store with a ham jammed up there ... I wouldn’t want to eat at her table.
Chuckle, chuckle...
oh my son when he was in school worked at Winn Dixie a store, and was cashing out a welfare family. At about half way they said they have no money on their EBT and will have to leave the food.
As he put the food away he came across in the cart buried were eaten chicken wings, lots of them, and empty sodas/
They must have been eating the wings around the store mother and kids, and then drank their soda’s knowing they were stealing it.
Kleptoporkia?
I just knew it would be Big Mama.
Love
“..Wonder if there’s a medical term for that...”
To quote the great Brendan Fraser in “The Mummy”:
“That’s called STEALING, ya know...”
But it was the extremely hot Rachel Weiss, so I’ll overlook it...)
You know you’re fat when you can stash 18 liquor bottles on your body.
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And I feel ‘bad’ because I can wear a velcro ‘waist’ holster strapped below my left manboob and comfortably carry my .38 special and not be detected.
Of course don’t tuck in shirt but.....
Many, many years ago, in the mid 1960s, I saw a “Rubenesque” black woman pick up one of those canned hams — you know, the ones that come in a triangular can about the size of a volleyball — and lift up her dress and put the can between her legs and begin to walk out of the store just as normal as can be. However, a store clerk saw her and stopped her at the door. Then the fireworks began!
I think the first picture shows they arent ON her body...
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