“wow... none of my teachers looked anything like this...”
Virtually all of the female teachers arrested for messing around with students are significantly above average in attractiveness, especially when often the first photos we see of them are their mugshots, yet they still look very good! My theory is that they were the hottest girls in town when they were in high school, and fifteen or twenty years later, they are trying to recapture their lost youth by having affairs with teenage boys.
That’s an excellent theory.
A very strong theory!
Makes as much sense as anything. I figure that teenage boys are just easier targets. When I was 16, my standards were that the girl needed to have bathed sometime in the previous year and not have a beard like a Confederate general. Everything else was negotiable.