Makes as much sense as anything. I figure that teenage boys are just easier targets. When I was 16, my standards were that the girl needed to have bathed sometime in the previous year and not have a beard like a Confederate general. Everything else was negotiable.
Hilarious! My theory is more about the type of women having the affairs: they are so consistently vey attractive that, to me, it seems clear they are trying to recapture a time in their lives when they were “cool”, and they need teenage boys to remind them of this time.