[Uncle Miltie]

As a result of terrorist threats, the Australian government has disallowed the building of a JEWISH SYNAGOGUE where it might attract terrorists.

Really.

[PGR88]

and asked his brother to take the luggage on the plane without disclosing its actual contents.

“So before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; and the tribe against the world. And all of us against the infidel.” ― Leon Uris, The Haj

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

These guys are like sperm. There are millions of them and one is going to get through. You have to kill what produces the sperm, but the authorities never understand that.

[rpierce]

“But the bag never made it onto the flight for unknown reasons.”

Let's hope the authorities are smart enough to never reveal what those unknown reasons were.

[Savage Beast]

ISIS has an even more "sophisticated" plot to take over Australia.

Australia hasn't figured that out yet.

[I want the USA back]

That’s what they do, idiots. And what is happening with Justine, who was killed by a m*slim? eh? Trying to make us forget that? I won’t forget that.

[Freemeorkillme]

Pffftt.... The most “sophisticated” “hold ma beer, habib” attempt.