What is a registered liberal?
The author of this piece is below average.
I thought he was dead.
He used to be funny, 40 or 50 years ago.
I thought he was dead. He certainly looks like a corpse.
New York must feel they need a law prohibiting gas nozzles latching because New Yorkers may be stupid enough to walk off and leave the pump unattended during fueling.
Classic Garrison Keillor, you read pages of mindless train-of-thought gibberish to finally get to the point of his opus, and then when you do you are sorry you bothered.
What a bunch of incoherent, egocentric drivel.
Huh?
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Republicans, beware. The tables will turn. We liberals will regain power by the simple method of redistricting. We will incorporate the Dakotas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Utah into California, and usher in a hundred years of progressivism. What goes around comes around. Be wise.
I can’t even...
He wants people who think it’s okay to walk away from a running gas hose to be in charge of this once great country
“...so thanks to legislative over-regulation, I am on the verge of humiliating myself.”
No, you’re doing a fine job on your own with your writing. Peeing yourself would actually be less embarrassing.
Oxymoron with the emphasis on MORON!
“Republicans, beware. The tables will turn. We liberals will regain power by the simple method of redistricting. We will incorporate the Dakotas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Utah into California, and usher in a hundred years of progressivism. What goes around comes around. Be wise. The Senate majority staffers who are trying to put lipstick on a cruel House health care bill are spitting into the wind. In 20 years, Obamacare will be gone, replaced by universal Medicare, and you will be employed as carnival workers, running the kiddie rides, and you’ll stop for gas in New York and remember this column and ask yourselves, “Why didn’t we listen to him then?” Well, why don’t you?”
If dreaming like this keeps you feeling good, Garrison, then by all means keep it up.
Garrison...Go.. to Lake Wobegone and take a long walk off a short pier, you fruity looking POS
Gary Edward “Garrison” Keillor is an American author, storyteller, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He is best known as the creator of the Minnesota Public Radio show A Prairie Home Companion, which he hosted from 1974 to 2016
No wonder I didn’t know who he was. Another nobody.
Not unless the Dems wise up and purge themselves of the wack job freaks like Keilor, Moore, Peloie etc and return to sanity.
Garrison Keiller just admitted he’s not smart enough to use the vehicles gas cap to keep the pump flowing.
Garrison Keiller just admitted he’s not smart enough to use the vehicles gas cap to keep the pump flowing.
The ballot should belong to people who pay taxes...................
That wouldn't do it. It might even work to our advantage...............