Posted on 06/19/2017 6:31:59 AM PDT by Zakeet
Complete Headline: University warns over 'inappropriate' lavatory habits - blaming foreign students for defecating in the showers and dustbins
Students at one of Scotland's top universities have been told off for pooing in showers and bins.
Bosses at Strathclyde University were forced to send a memo to the 400 students and 250 staff asking them to stop with their 'inappropriate' toilet habits.
The memo, posted on Thursday, was sent by the operations management team of the University's Technology and Innovation Centre.
It read: 'Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes, can I please remind all TIC occupants that the toilets have been provided for that specific purpose.
'All bodily fluids, solids and toilet paper must be disposed of down the toilet.
'While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC.'
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They added: 'The building houses some of the most intelligent brains int he world - yet they don't appear to know how to use the toilet.
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It’s everywhere. Or at least it needs to be. I worked at a university where they were forced to address this issue in new student orientation every single year. Sit on the toilet, don’t squat on it. Try to aim better. Flush TP, don’t throw it on the floor. Don’t use any porcelain bowl-shaped object you happen across for relieving yourself. They tried subtlety, but in the end, they wound up having to just spell it out bluntly.
Which is why you sometimes see shoeprints on the toilet seats.
Some still think they need to squat instead of sit.
The way proponents of diversity achieve 'equality' is to drag us all down into the gutter.
TSTP = Too Stupid To Poop
IIRC they had sewers on Akrotiri before Thera blew up c. 1600BC. The inappropriate University folks are closer to 4000 years behind.
Don't some cities use DNA testing to bill the right dog owners for failure to use pooper scoopers? Do the same here. Fine the perps for cleanup and testing costs and make the penalties public knowledge. Shame them.
Interesting. I’m going to look that up. Thanks.
Easier on the insides, I don’t know. Easier on the knees and likely on the hips and back has got to be sitting.. Which wear out more often and sooner? I suspect the latter. So I’d say if your s*itter isn’t broke, sit on it.
“They added: ‘The building houses some of the most intelligent brains int he world - yet they don’t appear to know how to use the toilet.”
Perhaps your understanding what constitutes intelligence is what’s flawed here.
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They also did not know how to act in the chow hall and they did not know that you did not drop a cigarette on the deck and leave it there. It was a different time.
Oh, they liked to gamble which is strictly forbidden on a U.S. warship. I think if they could have gotten away with it they would have brought some whores aboard. They were always looking at angle to make money off the U.S. Sailors and Marines.
That was then. The Republic of Korea is a totally different country than it was the first time I went there.
I have bad knees in that they go stiff if I squat for too long (more than say 30 seconds) it’s hell getting back up after longer. Now, maybe I’d be used to it were I to have grown up in a squatty potty country. I am guessing nobody ever wants to be lax with their fiber intake though.
You mean, the Elite of the Turd World.
... and rightly so I'd might add. It's joost nae gud.
They don't like dogs. Dogs are unclean according to their religion.
They make dogs look clean.
Good idea every student should take a DNA test.
I’d consider adding administration and faculty to the ‘test’ list as they are the philosophical leaders in campus s*it. I don’t know, but suspect the pet s*it testing is available cheaper than regular human DNA testing, but the schools may well be able to negotiate a similar volume discount. There really should be someone in their administration in charge of s*it because when some of those from third world countries who don’t do modern s*it well learn they’re to be tested like dogs the haram s*it will hit the fan.
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