The Covfefe Act Has A Silly Name — But It Addresses A Real Quandary

NPR ^ | 12 June 2017 6:13pm | Laurel Wamsley

[blueplum]

This is what our legislators do all day. But. Why did we let them steal the acronyms?

[monkeyshine]

If only Congress would limit their bills to 140 characters.

[joshua c]

A bill?

What a nimrod.

Just follow him on twitter.

There is your archive.

[Seruzawa]

Quigley is a big pile covfefe.

[fieldmarshaldj]

*Quigley the moron ping*

[Fungi]

NPR, an entity that should not exist. Abolish this leftist swamp.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

What was the word that Trump was intending to type when his automatic correction took over and wrote “Covfefe” ?

I thought it was coffee, but that doesn’t fit in the context of the sentence.

[DesertRhino]

Such a crisis. Why does it matter a flying fornication to capture a Presidents tweets? They go out to 32.1 million followers at once.

THAT is what makes them mad.

Presidential records laws were to capture emails and records we will never see otherwise.

[spokeshave]

Because Covfefe....it was retweeted more than 100,000 times before he deleted it.

Control of news cycle for 24 hours

Mission accomplished

A Trump signature

Unexpected....devastating ...and instantaneous.

[Impy]

If it was an error and not this Arabic saying then it was obviously “coverage”.

Press coverage.

[Louis Foxwell]

“Covfefe” is an ancient Biblical words meaning “In te end we are victorious.”

[dsc]

Coverage.

[VermithraxPejorative]

coverage?

[Impy]

Queer
Ugly
Idiot
Gibbering
Loser
Extremist
Yutz

[webheart]

Coverage.

[blueplum]

according to Google translate, it means, “I will stand”

unless Google is punking us. (grin)

[Pelham]

Actually it's 'I Will Stand Up'.

But that's not the secret.

When you post 'I Will Stand Up' in the English box... words in Arabic script will be in the right hand box... click on the little speaker icon in the English box, and then do the same in the Arabic box... you will hear what is surely Trump's message to the MSM reporters and what the whole CovFefe game has always been about...

click here

[Tellurian]

Back when Trump used it, “cov fe’fe” in Google Translate (set to Arabic) would translate to “I will stand up”. In reverse, English to Arabic, “I will stand up” translated to “sawf ‘aqaf”, which makes an interesting bit of speech when said out loud.

Now it’s translated differently: “Cov” is still “Will”, but fe’fe is “He stood”. “Sawf ‘aqaf” still translates to “I will stand up”, but since Google changed the “cov fe’fe” translation, the joke doesn’t work any more.

link to Tophat9000’s “cov fe’fe” solution

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3557011/posts

[VanShuyten]

Too bad it won’t apply to Hellary’s yoga lesson and wedding plans emails.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

COVFEFE = Clintons Ordered Vince Fosters Execution For Entertainment.