Jennifer Lawrence Is OK After Her Private Jet Lost Both Its Engines

cosmpolitan ^ | 6/11/17 | Laura Beck

[SoFloFreeper]

Forbes is reporting that Jennifer Lawrence's survived her private jet performing an emergency landing after losing both its engines. Yikes!

JLaw's plane, which departed from her hometown of Louisville, Kentucky, lost one of its engines at 31,000 feet. The pilot decided to make an emergency landing in Buffalo, New York, but then things got even scarier when the second engine shut down.

[SoFloFreeper]

Jennifer Lawrence is a 1%er who is destroying the planet with her private jet. What a huge carbon footprint.

Yet, she wants others to change their lifestyles to save the planet:

Jennifer Lawrence: “I would like young people aware that climate change is real”

[chris37]

Oh how fortunate for us all.

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[wbill]

Well. I suppose that TECHNICALLY if neither of the engines are working, then she's not destroying the planet with her private jet. It's really more of a "Private Glider" in that state and is probably OK with AlGore.

But's that's some hair-splitting. ;-)

[lacrew]

A glider conversion to reduce her carbon footprint.

[Gay State Conservative]

Let me guess...Jennifer Lawrence is some super model who makes 20 times what the most experienced brain surgeons or heart surgeons make.

[Huntress]

Good work by the pilot. I hope she pays him a bonus.

[Lou L]

She’s a liberal and a hypocrite, and I refuse to click on a “Cosmopolitan” link, but it would be a bit frightening to lose both engines on an aircraft. I suppose a lighter “Lear Jet” type of plane might be able to glide for a short way, perhaps more than a larger aircraft, but no one wants to test that...

[traderrob6]

Really cute actress, unfortunate that she was born without a brain.

[butlerweave]

It’s burning Fuel that causes Global Warming so forget the Fuel

[W.]

Pilot had one shot...

[reg45]

What kind of aircraft was involved? What kind of engines? I want to see the NTSB report.

[Delta 21]

Over Macho Grande?

[vette6387]

Fuel contamination?

[vette6387]

Hawker B40

[Army Air Corps]

Hopefully, they found the engines. ;-)

[Rebel2016]

Must be the mysterious green fuel her jet used.

[SoFloFreeper]

Those wounds run pretty deep.

[bar sin·is·ter]

[SteveH]

publicity stunt?