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House cat protects family from intruder
WISH ^ | June 8, 2017 | Vi Nguyen

Posted on 06/09/2017 8:23:51 PM PDT by digger48

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To: BuffaloJack
Cat: The only 7 pound non-venomous mammal we know of that should it decide you are an existential threat will actually stand a good chance of *ending* you.


61 posted on 06/10/2017 3:59:49 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: jughandle

You weren’t wrong to be concerned. There have been a number of incidents in the modern era where “housecats” have attacked people they thought were existential threats. Apparently housecats *do* have a pretty good idea where human jugular veins and carotid arteries are; this seems to be a species memory for them. Apparently a common strategy for felis catus when they decide they need to go for broke against a human is to trip or hamstring the human to get them down on their level and then rip out the human’s blood vessels in the neck, a strategy distinctly unlike their normal hunting practices. Their plan B is apparently to swarm up the human and attempt the same neck damage. Cats will also attempt to blind existential threats by deliberately targeting the eyes and will sometimes do that first then wreck said blood vessels once the target is helpless.

An angry cat that thinks he or she has nothing to lose and has shifted to kill mode is one of the scariest things on the planet.


62 posted on 06/10/2017 4:09:19 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: BuffaloJack

Forgot to mention - years ago I read a news article about a family who went on an evening out and came back to find their living room floor occupied by one very dead male corpse, lots of blood... and the family cat sitting on the torso of the dead guy, purring and looking very satisfied with herself.

Apparently the deceased was wanted in a series of burglaries in the area and had chosen this family’s house as his latest target. As best the police were able to reconstruct, the burglar broke in through a window and was proceeding through the living room when the cat attacked. The cat tripped him, scratched up one of his eyes, ripped out his carotid and jugular *then climbed up on top of him once he was incapacitated and watched him bleed out and die.* The last thing that criminal saw was a very angry cat waiting for him to cease being.


63 posted on 06/10/2017 4:30:41 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: snarkytart

The Cravenwood gang!


64 posted on 06/10/2017 4:52:25 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Fiddlstix

Back in the ‘40s, a deacon in my dad’s church owned a jewelry store. His only security was two enormous Persian cats (not declawed), and they were brutal if there was a problem.


65 posted on 06/10/2017 4:56:07 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("Negative people make healthy people sick." - Roger Ailes)
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To: Spktyr

> ... he cat tripped him, scratched up one of his eyes, ripped out his carotid and jugular *then climbed ...

Wow Spktyr,
Good description of events.
That’s almost exactly the way my mom’s cat took out the doberman.
Jumped in the dog’s head, held on with the teeth and front claws then with the hind claws gouged out the eyes and then bit into the jugular and held on until he bled out.
Jack


66 posted on 06/10/2017 5:02:08 AM PDT by BuffaloJack
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Thought I heard that name before.


67 posted on 06/10/2017 5:11:35 AM PDT by mindburglar (When Superman and Batman fight, the only winner is crime.)
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To: BuffaloJack

This Has Turned into a
Really Spookitty thread.


68 posted on 06/10/2017 7:00:19 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: digger48

Go, Binky!!!


69 posted on 06/10/2017 7:58:05 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
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To: BykrBayb

“I’m just here for the typos”

LOL! Then most any thead would do.


70 posted on 06/10/2017 9:31:18 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and thse religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
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To: Spktyr

I joke with customers about how their cat is just waiting to gouge my eyes out.. At that job I had my plan after a bit, did everything to not provoke but just in case a 12” adjustable wrench was easier and faster to swing than an 18” pipe wrench.. In hindsight it was pretty cool how he made it known that it was HIS crawl space, not mine, and I was NOT welcome. Cats are ok by me, just not my choice for pet.


71 posted on 06/10/2017 10:21:01 AM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: E.Allen

Said blind cat probably has a better than normal keen sense of smell (or other senses), and she knew the incoming guy was not ‘family’.


72 posted on 06/10/2017 10:53:07 AM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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To: E.Allen

I had three blind cats at one time, and they did exceptionally well as long as I didn’t rearrange the furniture.


73 posted on 06/10/2017 1:16:18 PM PDT by CottonBall (Thank you, Julian)
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To: caddie
It looks to me like the cat paused to look at the kid to make sure he's alright. I have had cats and dogs all my life. You can read a dog but who knows what goes on in a cats head.


74 posted on 06/10/2017 6:35:02 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: BBell
You are HI LARIOUS, love your .gif. Keep up the good work.

Agreed that kitties are sinister.

If I thought about it I would never sleep well ever again. Kitties are under my roof.

Total denial here: Kitties are still my best friends.

75 posted on 06/12/2017 6:25:39 PM PDT by caddie
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To: caddie
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76 posted on 06/12/2017 7:38:14 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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