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Man Demands to Wear Pasta Strainer on His Head for Photo ID due to Religious Freedom
KFOR ^ | JUNE 1, 2017 | HEATHER HOLEMAN

Posted on 06/01/2017 5:59:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

Then he should be required to wear it whenever he’s out driving.


21 posted on 06/01/2017 6:30:09 PM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s the fine strain collander wearing Pastafarians you have to worry about. They are trouble.


22 posted on 06/01/2017 6:33:44 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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To: ifinnegan
Wayne Gretzky wore one for years, and made a fortune:


23 posted on 06/01/2017 6:34:26 PM PDT by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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To: snarkpup

“Cavanaugh v Bartelt”. United States District Court for the District of Nebraska. 12 April 2016.

The court ruled: “This is not a question of theology”, the ruling reads in part. “The FSM Gospel is plainly a work of satire, meant to entertain while making a pointed political statement. To read it as religious doctrine would be little different from grounding a ‘religious exercise’ on any other work of fiction.”


24 posted on 06/01/2017 6:36:38 PM PDT by teacherwoes (Indoctrination is often done under the shadow of a gun)
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To: snarkpup
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not responsible for armed conflicts all over the world killing thousands of innocents

No, but your fellow non-believing atheists are. See atheistic Nazi's and Communists. Mockery of religion does not make one morally superior.

25 posted on 06/01/2017 6:39:08 PM PDT by Petrosius
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To: SkyDancer

I read years ago where a cop pulled over a guy whose photo on the driver’s license showed him wearing a pasta strainer.

The cop gave him a ticket for driving without the strainer.


26 posted on 06/01/2017 6:42:46 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Deportation mayhem is just birthing pains for a new America.)
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To: Rebelbase

That’ll show the wise guy.


27 posted on 06/01/2017 6:44:53 PM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: gaijin

“...which believes their heaven consists of a beer volcano and stripper factory. “

I hope this isn’t one of the denizens of the stripper factory!


28 posted on 06/01/2017 7:00:22 PM PDT by nhbob1
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To: SkyDancer

As one may drive with or without a hat, so too may one drive with or without one’s colander.

Without is advisable because the holes let in the brain probing rays from the little green men in the Mothership. Tinfoil ! !


29 posted on 06/01/2017 7:03:35 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est. Because of what Islam is - and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: SkyDancer

As one may drive with or without a hat, so too may one drive with or without one’s colander.

Without is advisable because the holes let in the brain probing rays from the little green men in the Mothership. Tinfoil ! !


30 posted on 06/01/2017 7:04:02 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est. Because of what Islam is - and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: nickcarraway

Reminds me of the bit Johnny carson did about the lady that would trade a spaghetti dinner for sexual favors she is a pastatute


31 posted on 06/01/2017 7:08:22 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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32 posted on 06/01/2017 7:10:18 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s their constitutional right. Radical Islamists and their hippie friends should stop whining about them.


33 posted on 06/01/2017 7:31:35 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." --Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: nickcarraway

They don’t believe in God, and boy do they hate Him!


34 posted on 06/01/2017 7:32:07 PM PDT by Obadiah (Global warming caused Hillary to lose the election.)
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To: nickcarraway

The Church of the Sub-Genius and The Nudist Christian Church filed briefs in support of the Pastafarians. The Church of Scientology, for unknown reasons, declined to comment on this case.


35 posted on 06/01/2017 7:42:47 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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To: nickcarraway

That is not a true strainer!...apostate!!!!


36 posted on 06/01/2017 8:26:32 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: nickcarraway

Does he wear it, while selling Hondas?

https://twitter.com/jdmreverend

http://www.hondaprosean.com/


37 posted on 06/01/2017 8:39:20 PM PDT by Brown Deer (America First!)
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To: JoeProBono

THAT woman was NOT born in 1977!


38 posted on 06/01/2017 8:57:18 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (We have to stop saying "How stupid can you get". Too many people are seeing it as a challenge.)
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To: nickcarraway

Let him. but ensure that he understands that if he gets pulled over and he’s NOT wearing it, he will be considered driving without his licence, or criminally disguised, as the photo does not closely resemble the person.

Fight fire with fire, and give them enough rope to hang themselves.


39 posted on 06/01/2017 9:00:59 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: nickcarraway

Hahahaha..sidesplitting :-)


40 posted on 06/01/2017 9:01:58 PM PDT by SueRae (An administration like no other.)
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