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Scientific Study: Journalists Are a Bunch of Drunks With Sub-Average Brain Function
townhall.com ^ | 5/21/2017 | Guy Benson

Posted on 05/21/2017 6:05:22 AM PDT by rktman

According to a study released Thursday by neuroscientist Dr. Tara Swart in association with the London Press Club, the highest functions of the human brain operate at a lower level in journalists than the average population. Her research titled “Study Into The Mental Resilience of Journalists,” blames journalists’ cognitive shortcomings on dehydration caused by excessive alcohol consumption along with poor diet, including higher levels of sugar and caffeine. Less than 5% of journalists drink enough — or any — water while 41% drank more than 18 alcoholic drinks per week.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: journalists; media; presstitutes; reporters; urinalists
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To: rktman
Truly, was there ever any doubt? Drunks & "Journalists" ... the same thing!

Certainly explains the "reporting" coming out these days citing anonymous sources verified by anonymous sources and impeccably vetted by CNN!!!

21 posted on 05/21/2017 7:17:58 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: rktman

Results indicated that, on average, the journalists who participated were no more physically stressed than the average person.


From the article. No difference but we are going to report a difference and cause...........................


22 posted on 05/21/2017 7:21:12 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: CommieCutter

Liberal brain in action expected.


23 posted on 05/21/2017 7:26:07 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacted the most.)
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To: PeterPrinciple

“No difference but we are going to report a difference and cause...........................” There must have been a rumor overheard from a mens room stall. So, that, to them, is a factual account. Or something.


24 posted on 05/21/2017 7:26:47 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: rktman

Drug test all White House reporters.

If only one survives, he gets the dialog.


25 posted on 05/21/2017 7:30:09 AM PDT by TheNext (Just Build the Wall!)
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To: CommieCutter

Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

Just look at how many Hollywood/entertainment types have addiction issues.

Many of them may be cut from the same cloth.


26 posted on 05/21/2017 7:31:17 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: rktman

Journalism is to the English Department as pre-school day care is to the Education Department.


27 posted on 05/21/2017 7:58:13 AM PDT by anton
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To: rktman

The people on camera are mostly presenters—the producers and field operatives in the background are the brains of the operation.


28 posted on 05/21/2017 9:44:46 AM PDT by Ozark Tom
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To: rktman

As a drunk, I resent being compared to journalists.


29 posted on 05/21/2017 10:01:49 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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To: Organic Panic

Maybe there’s a subset of Drunks Against Mad Mothers (DAMM) that includes Drunks Againt Dumb Journalists. (DADJ)


30 posted on 05/21/2017 10:18:43 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: usconservative

When I was in college (57’ to 62’ ) those that couldn’t make it in any other curriculum changed to journalism and got a degree. I suppose it was because everything about journalism was subjective—there was no right answer to be held accountable to. Show up for class, do your time and get a degree.e


31 posted on 05/21/2017 11:12:57 AM PDT by Saltmeat
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To: rktman

H*ll, Yeats knew that eighty years ago - “...journalists make up their lies and grab you by the throat...”.....


32 posted on 05/21/2017 9:32:15 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Farmer Dean
Plus a bunch of them are homosexuals.Hard for your brain to function properly when your body is exhausted from fighting various infections and diseases.


There are well adjusted gay people, but it is harder for a gay person to be well adjusted.
33 posted on 05/21/2017 9:37:29 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Is it not too late to appoint a special counsel to investigate Hillary's crimes?)
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To: rktman

Or one job in DC near the Capitol.


34 posted on 05/22/2017 5:21:53 PM PDT by SaraJohnson ( Whites must sue for racism. It's pay day.)
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