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Shia LaBeouf's New Movie Sold Only 1 Ticket Opening Day
You Tube ^ | 4/11/17 | Mark Dice

Posted on 04/14/2017 4:57:44 AM PDT by Impala64ssa

Shia LaBeouf's new film "Man Down" sold just one ticket the day it premiered. The actor, who once stared in blockbusters like Transformers and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull now can only draw one lonely viewer to see his new film. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hwndu; markdice; nevertrumper; shialabeouf; shialebouf; trumpderangement
Poor Shia, a modern day Rodney Dangerfield. He can't get no respect, no respect at all I tell ya!
1 posted on 04/14/2017 4:57:44 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

First of all...what’s a “Shia LaBeouf”?


2 posted on 04/14/2017 5:00:43 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Deplorables' Lives Matter)
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To: Impala64ssa

And Chia LeButt probably bought the ticket himself.


3 posted on 04/14/2017 5:07:27 AM PDT by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: Impala64ssa

I never heard of this guy until he started his silly antics after Trump was elected. Good to see no one else cares about him either, maybe he’ll just go away.


4 posted on 04/14/2017 5:16:01 AM PDT by euram
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To: Gay State Conservative

It’s a disease of the anal sphincter that causes it to leak. The leakage takes various forms, including the issuance of obnoxious sounds that can mimic human speech. The systemic disturbance caused by the disease can also cause the sufferer to engage in bizarre, often self-destructive acts such as repeating himself over and over and entertaining both delusions of grandeur and persecution.

The only remedy is a dose of reality, but sadly, it’s rarely effective in advanced cases.


5 posted on 04/14/2017 5:22:40 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: Impala64ssa
Shia LaBeouf's New Movie Sold Only 1 Ticket Opening Day

His Mom had the theater all to herself.

6 posted on 04/14/2017 5:24:41 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that ... Get Over It)
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To: Impala64ssa

In fairness it already ran in the US last year (earning a paltry half-million), and “opened” in England on one screen in one obscure town showing once a day, hence the one ticket.


7 posted on 04/14/2017 5:40:46 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (It's not "white privilege", it's "Puritan work ethic". Behavior begets consequences.)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

lol. Yep. Had to be his mom. Question is, was she planning it, or did she notice no one was going and got off the couch and went to see it so it wouldn’t have zero sales.


8 posted on 04/14/2017 6:44:58 AM PDT by lerker
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To: Impala64ssa

I saw the movie. (I am in love with Kate Mara).

I will say, it was well done and impactful. It’s a great movie to watch if you want to be depressed and saddened. A VERY SAD movie.

Critically, I must give it a 4 out of 5.

Did I “like” it? No. “Enjoy”, is not a word you would associate with this movie.

War, PTSD/mental illness, betrayal, guilt, anguish, love.

A hard to watch, serious movie.


9 posted on 04/14/2017 6:54:17 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Shialabeouf, my doc told me it is treatable now.


10 posted on 04/14/2017 6:58:00 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

“His Mom had the theater all to herself..”

Dangit, SOL... you owe me a new screen! LMAO!! :)


11 posted on 04/14/2017 7:51:01 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Gay State Conservative
First of all...what’s a “Shia LaBeouf”?


A Shia


A Drunk Shia

12 posted on 04/14/2017 8:19:13 AM PDT by itsahoot (As long as there is money to be divided, there will be division.)
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