First of all...what’s a “Shia LaBeouf”?
It’s a disease of the anal sphincter that causes it to leak. The leakage takes various forms, including the issuance of obnoxious sounds that can mimic human speech. The systemic disturbance caused by the disease can also cause the sufferer to engage in bizarre, often self-destructive acts such as repeating himself over and over and entertaining both delusions of grandeur and persecution.
The only remedy is a dose of reality, but sadly, it’s rarely effective in advanced cases.
Shialabeouf, my doc told me it is treatable now.