A Shia
A Drunk Shia
Posted on 04/14/2017 4:57:44 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
Shia LaBeouf's new film "Man Down" sold just one ticket the day it premiered. The actor, who once stared in blockbusters like Transformers and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull now can only draw one lonely viewer to see his new film. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.
First of all...what’s a “Shia LaBeouf”?
And Chia LeButt probably bought the ticket himself.
I never heard of this guy until he started his silly antics after Trump was elected. Good to see no one else cares about him either, maybe he’ll just go away.
It’s a disease of the anal sphincter that causes it to leak. The leakage takes various forms, including the issuance of obnoxious sounds that can mimic human speech. The systemic disturbance caused by the disease can also cause the sufferer to engage in bizarre, often self-destructive acts such as repeating himself over and over and entertaining both delusions of grandeur and persecution.
The only remedy is a dose of reality, but sadly, it’s rarely effective in advanced cases.
His Mom had the theater all to herself.
In fairness it already ran in the US last year (earning a paltry half-million), and “opened” in England on one screen in one obscure town showing once a day, hence the one ticket.
lol. Yep. Had to be his mom. Question is, was she planning it, or did she notice no one was going and got off the couch and went to see it so it wouldn’t have zero sales.
I saw the movie. (I am in love with Kate Mara).
I will say, it was well done and impactful. It’s a great movie to watch if you want to be depressed and saddened. A VERY SAD movie.
Critically, I must give it a 4 out of 5.
Did I “like” it? No. “Enjoy”, is not a word you would associate with this movie.
War, PTSD/mental illness, betrayal, guilt, anguish, love.
A hard to watch, serious movie.
Shialabeouf, my doc told me it is treatable now.
“His Mom had the theater all to herself..”
Dangit, SOL... you owe me a new screen! LMAO!! :)
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