[poconopundit]

Don't you love how TIME creates its own reality distortion field. Look at this sentence.

A 2013 report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the United Nations body charged with reaching a consensus view on global warming, suggests that scientists are essentially 100% certain that global warming is occurring and 95% certain that it is man-made. Scientists say the evidence has only mounted since then.

A little correction would make all the difference:

A 2013 report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the United Nations body charged with reaching a consensus view on global warming, suggests that SOME scientists are essentially 100% certain that global warming is occurring and 95% OF THOSE SCIENTISTS ARE certain that it is man-made. THOSE Scientists say the evidence has only mounted since then.

TIME gets the expert liar with statistics award.

[dfwgator]

73.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[DoughtyOne]

Ouch. Those small changes made a lot of difference didn’t they.

That cartoon was great. Who could trust a word out of that guy’s mouth.