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This is a song about L O V E and if you abuse it you’re gonn’ lose it
And if you lose it you’re gonn’ ‘buse and if you ‘buse it
You ain’t gonn’ be able to choose it
‘Cuz you ain’t gonn’ have it further on down the line

Things ain’t gonn’ be so fine, you’re gonn’ to be sitting there
On your little machine tryin’ to look and keep it clean
And you’re going to be playin’ bingo all night all alone
And that’s why your sittin’ there by the telephone
And you know that she ain’t goin to call you

So you put on the TV and you’re watchin’ Johnny Carson
Segueing right into the ‘Tomorrow Show’ but that don’t got the go
So you turn it off and turn on the radio
The radio don’t’ seem to get the click so you say
“Hey man, I can’t lickety split”

You start to open up a little book
And there’s somethin’ there you got to overlook
And you say “Baby, you know there’s somethin’ on my mind”
You say, “Baby there’s somethin’ on my mind
I know that you’re home and I know you ain’t all alone”

So you start walkin’ over to her house
You get over to her house, you walk over to her door
You start poundin’ on her door and you say
“Open up the door bitch
This is Wooba Gooba with the green teeth, let me in”

Well, she opens up the door
And then you just kinda walk up to her and say, “Baby”
You look up way up at her green mascara
And you say “Oh my darlin’, you know her and me
Was at the party as friends, do not believe what they say
That’s only gossip that they tellin’ you down the wise crack of lies”

You say darlin’, “Take your big curls
And just squeeze ‘em down Ratumba
What’s the name of that chick with the long hair? Rapunzel
Hey Rapunzel, hey Reputa, hey Reputa, Reputa the Buta
Hey Reputa the Beautah flip me down your hair
And let me climb up the ladder of your love

Because this is the Wooba Gooba sayin’ to ya
“Love comes once and when it comes
You better grab it fast ‘cuz sometimes the love
You grab ain’t gonn’ last and I believe I musta
You know I think I musta, you know, baby, I think I musta
You know I think I musta, I musta got lost