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The important information to take away from this incident is that "Ass Pistol" is an awesome name for a Swedish Death Metal Band.
1 posted on 03/31/2017 5:10:21 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OK1P9GzDPM


2 posted on 03/31/2017 5:16:31 AM PDT by wastedyears (Prophecy of sky Gods, the sun and moon)
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That’s nothing, after this happened he was s#!ttin’ bricks!


3 posted on 03/31/2017 5:19:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Mad Dawgg
It was a Jimenez .380.

Still looks too big to carry up your a$$ to me:

Unless you got a very big booty.

4 posted on 03/31/2017 5:27:45 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Keep fighting the Left and their Fake News!)
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To: Mad Dawgg
He wanted to be a "crack shot"


6 posted on 03/31/2017 5:32:07 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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First job I took after retiring from the Army was as a jailer at the Bell County, Texas jail. While still a 90 day “Probie” my training CO and I were conducting “Contact Visitation”. We saw a female visitor pass something to an inmate and when the visit was over we put him in a broom closet to strip search him. He took his underwear off and a baggie of tobacco fell from under his nutsack. The CO grabbed it up and went looking for the SGT. The inmate started getting dressed and I said “No, drop ‘em, turn around and spread ‘em.” A baggie of dope clenched between his cheeks hit the floor. About that time my Training CO returned with the SGT. I pointed to the baggie and he scooped it up and said “Where was this?” “In his ass.” I said and he slammed it down on the floor. Me, the SGT and the inmate all had a good laugh. “Tatu”, the nickname for the CO (he was barely 5’0” Mexican guy) got all pissed off which just made us all laugh more.


8 posted on 03/31/2017 5:34:41 AM PDT by Feckless (The US Gubbmint / This Tagline CENSORED by FR \ IrOnic, ain't it?)
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Gotta lil mud on the tires.


9 posted on 03/31/2017 5:35:18 AM PDT by Freemeorkillme
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That’s what I call “concealed carry.”

Does this gun make my ass look big?


10 posted on 03/31/2017 5:38:34 AM PDT by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen)
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If he farted he could have killed someone.


11 posted on 03/31/2017 5:41:18 AM PDT by tuffydoodle ("Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being.")
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They are still trying to dig out the holster on a belt, 4 spare magazines, a laser light, and two boxes of cartridges.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhp3iQ_rrZ4


13 posted on 03/31/2017 5:42:51 AM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Best long term prep for conservatives: Have big families & out-breed the illegals & muslims.)
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I assume it was loaded, where would you obtain bullets in jail? So, that begs the question, was the safety on?


14 posted on 03/31/2017 5:47:03 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (We live in interesting times)
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Soon to follow: Cavity Checks By The TSA


15 posted on 03/31/2017 5:52:16 AM PDT by onona (Keeping the faith will be our new directive for the republic !)
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Maybe the permit is still up in there...


16 posted on 03/31/2017 5:59:15 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (I held my nose, voted for Trump, then took a shower. All to defeat evil.)
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Browning?


17 posted on 03/31/2017 6:02:44 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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He needed a CCW license...............and a holster...........


18 posted on 03/31/2017 6:25:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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Best Friday morning thread.. thanks for the post.. btt.


20 posted on 03/31/2017 6:58:41 AM PDT by momincombatboots (pathway to citizenship... Amnesty history repeats. Walling Illegals In wasn't the idea moron!)
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To: Mad Dawgg
Oh jeeseeeee. I hate when that happens to me! Sometime when my purse is so full there is just no other option.
21 posted on 03/31/2017 7:01:17 AM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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"Where son?"

22 posted on 03/31/2017 7:10:27 AM PDT by Oratam
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I think he needs to find a better holster. The old one doesn’t seem to be working well any more.


24 posted on 03/31/2017 8:03:35 AM PDT by Gritty (The left is a treasonous movement rejecting our system of government, laws, elections -D. Greenfield)
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25 posted on 03/31/2017 8:14:07 AM PDT by tumblindice
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