Still looks too big to carry up your a$$ to me:
Unless you got a very big booty.
Posted on 03/31/2017 5:10:21 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Officers were booking 23-year-old Jesse O’Neal Roberts into jail when a pistol fell out of his buttocks, initially giving them the impression that Roberts was defecating on himself.
The incident occurred at Alabama’s Limestone County Jail.
According to AL.com, deputies received a call “about a prowler” and arrived at the address to find Roberts being held at gunpoint by the resident. Deputy Chad Harbin said Roberts “was showing signs of impairment,” so he arrested him on public intoxication.
They drove Roberts to jail and, upon arriving, a corrections officer noted that Roberts was walking “strangely.” While Roberts was being booked a pistol fell out of his buttocks. The corrections officer recalled, “I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers.”
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That’s nothing, after this happened he was s#!ttin’ bricks!
Still looks too big to carry up your a$$ to me:
Unless you got a very big booty.
OK I laughed much longer than one should at that one.
HMMM Maybe we should amend the important info to be taking away from this to: “Big Ass Pistol” is an awesome name for a Swedish Death Metal Band.
First job I took after retiring from the Army was as a jailer at the Bell County, Texas jail. While still a 90 day “Probie” my training CO and I were conducting “Contact Visitation”. We saw a female visitor pass something to an inmate and when the visit was over we put him in a broom closet to strip search him. He took his underwear off and a baggie of tobacco fell from under his nutsack. The CO grabbed it up and went looking for the SGT. The inmate started getting dressed and I said “No, drop ‘em, turn around and spread ‘em.” A baggie of dope clenched between his cheeks hit the floor. About that time my Training CO returned with the SGT. I pointed to the baggie and he scooped it up and said “Where was this?” “In his ass.” I said and he slammed it down on the floor. Me, the SGT and the inmate all had a good laugh. “Tatu”, the nickname for the CO (he was barely 5’0” Mexican guy) got all pissed off which just made us all laugh more.
Gotta lil mud on the tires.
That’s what I call “concealed carry.”
Does this gun make my ass look big?
If he farted he could have killed someone.
They are still trying to dig out the holster on a belt, 4 spare magazines, a laser light, and two boxes of cartridges.
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(She’s Got a Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles - Cledus T. Judd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhp3iQ_rrZ4
I assume it was loaded, where would you obtain bullets in jail? So, that begs the question, was the safety on?
Soon to follow: Cavity Checks By The TSA
Maybe the permit is still up in there...
Browning?
He needed a CCW license...............and a holster...........
If it fell out, that means it was too small.......................B^)
Best Friday morning thread.. thanks for the post.. btt.
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