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Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year
Washington comPost ^ | 3/28/17 | Christopher Ingram

Posted on 03/29/2017 1:47:33 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

Spiders are quite literally all around us. A recent entomological survey of North Carolina homes turned up spiders in 100 percent of them, including 68 percent of bathrooms and more than three-quarters of bedrooms. There's a good chance at least one spider is staring at you right now, sizing you up from a darkened corner of the room, eight eyes glistening in the shadows.

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To: Colonel Kangaroo

Humans could theoretically stomp every spider on the earth in five minutes.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The Chinese alone could eat them all like crabs in a week.


21 posted on 03/29/2017 2:46:56 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Good news for arachnophobes!


22 posted on 03/29/2017 2:49:50 AM PDT by Ancient Man
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To: Candor7

Most arachnids are friendly to humans. Only a few are not.
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Yeah but...

The interview process to find which ones have the bad attitude can be so horribly tedious.

Besides, everyone knows spiders are really good at lying. It’s that whole eye contact thing... they have so many of them.


23 posted on 03/29/2017 2:52:47 AM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: SoFloFreeper

So could Rosie O’Donnell.


24 posted on 03/29/2017 3:01:36 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: SoFloFreeper
Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year

Good thing they don't have WhatsApp.

25 posted on 03/29/2017 3:03:47 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: SoFloFreeper
Sidebar Moderator: this vital story MUST be pinned to Breaking News...IMMEDIATELY!!!!!


26 posted on 03/29/2017 3:03:54 AM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo
Humans could theoretically stomp every spider on the earth in five minutes.

Stomping them at the same time would knock the Earth out of orbit.

27 posted on 03/29/2017 3:08:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: SoFloFreeper

That means humanity has a 29x total weight advantage.


28 posted on 03/29/2017 3:09:56 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

"....aw jeeez,ya had to put DAT image in my head"

29 posted on 03/29/2017 3:19:58 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Grimmy
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30 posted on 03/29/2017 3:20:29 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Candor7

Looks like Pelosi


31 posted on 03/29/2017 3:37:15 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: markomalley

This is both Hugh and Series!!!!!


32 posted on 03/29/2017 3:37:16 AM PDT by themidnightskulker (And then the thread dies... peacefully, in it's sleep....)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo

All their hive are belong to us!


33 posted on 03/29/2017 3:39:04 AM PDT by RonnG
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To: Candor7
Most arachnids are friendly to humans.

Riiiiiiight, and that big wolf spider walking across the carpet towards me is just coming over to shake my hand.........

34 posted on 03/29/2017 3:40:24 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My once 6 pack abs are now a keg......)
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To: SoFloFreeper

do they prefer dark meat ?


35 posted on 03/29/2017 3:42:13 AM PDT by LeoWindhorse (America First !)
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To: SoFloFreeper
The Costa Rica Chicken-Eating Spider:

This is not the biggest example I've seen.

Nuke it from orbit? Abso-damn-lutely.

36 posted on 03/29/2017 4:00:33 AM PDT by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Dont seem to have poison spiders here on Long Island. Supposed to be black widows here never saw one. I squish the house spiders to keep the wife happy. Cat gets the rest. Leave the outdoors ones be. Life is good.


37 posted on 03/29/2017 4:09:10 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

You should never kill a spider. You should always love and guide her. And invite her in the nursery to play.


38 posted on 03/29/2017 4:11:16 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: SoFloFreeper

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY


39 posted on 03/29/2017 4:12:06 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Does so

Spider sniffing

After dark, hold a flash light on your forehead, shining outward.

As you scan the landscape, you will see bright green or maybe yellow or perhaps blue jewels. Those jewels are spider eyes.


40 posted on 03/29/2017 4:17:02 AM PDT by bert (K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Hillary is Ameritrash, pass it on)
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