Feminist touts her latest form of activism: ‘I fart everywhere now’

The Extract ^ | March 10, 2017 | Editor

[ItsOnlyDaryl]

New York blogger Allison Hope recently penned a crass editorial for xoJane in which she describes public flatulence as her “secret feminist weapon that works every time.”

After lamenting her perception that women “get silenced, pushed aside, ignored, paid less, denied care, called names, and a million and one other bad things,” Hope recalled the cramped subway ride that gave her an unorthodox idea.

“The first time it happened, I admit it wasn’t deliberate,” she wrote. “It was one of those days when I had eaten something like fava beans for lunch, and the gas was just mounting in my intestines for hours while I pushed it back in at work.”

[Dawgreg]

Or less........

[Dawgreg]

LOL

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I am woman hear me roar.

[TigersEye]

Their most intellectual argument yet!

[Dawgreg]

Halarious

[Dawgreg]

My gosh, I’d have to run home and take a shower if I were anywhere around this nasty looking thing and her farts...gives me the creeps.

[newnhdad]

I guess i’ve been a “feminist” for most of my life..

[ThePatriotsFlag]

That represents women well. I bet all women are thrilled.

[Yardstick]

Just makes you appreciate actual women.

Ain’t nobody perfect but it’s the effort that counts.

[Dawgreg]

LOL.......we do have to be careful at our age don’t we? Mother Natures such a bytch......;)

[Old Yeller]

She looks like a young Tony Danza.

[Viking2002]

Or you get in an elevator and give the occupants a 'left cheek sneak'.......

[TexasFreeper2009]

we haven’t... liberals have.

[stevio]

Judging from the picture, I wouldn’t expect anything less.

[bankwalker]

give the occupants a 'left cheek sneak'....

Like this?

[jonrick46]

The photo confirms my suspicion that Allison Hope is fat, light headed and smells nasty. Quick! Get the wheel barrow and shovel.

[lightman]

Or you get in an elevator and give the occupants a 'left cheek sneak'...

Even better is to leave a rotter when exiting an empty elevator car (after pushing a button to send it to another floor!)

[Glad2bnuts]

I wore suits quite often and hated in back in the 60’s. My Dad wore one to work, and out dancing with Mom. Frankly, my income does not go as far as Dads did even while he was raising 7 children on one income. I can’t afford a suit while only making $38 an hour. It seems like I should be rich, but since I pay more in Federal taxes than I used to make a year 25 years ago, it may have something to do with that. That meme going around about making $10 an hour in ‘78 is true. THAT was solid middle class union wages.

[Reno89519]

Fitting, ugly women that stink.

[LostInBayport]

I really did LOL at the mental image...